The Phrase That Could Sink Trump Forever
I keep coming back to the phrase that might finally, mercifully end Donald Jickenhawk Trump’s reign by delivering a Democrat-controlled Congress this November.
Celia Dishes
Celia Dishes up a heaping helping of humorous observations on pop culture and politics. Trust Celia to stir the pot in a way that will make you spit out your tea.
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