# Celia Dishes Celia Dishes up a heaping helping of humorous observations on pop culture and politics. Trust Celia to stir the pot in a way that will make you spit out your tea. Page: Feed: --- ## [The Phrase That Could Sink Trump Forever](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/the-phrase-that-could-sink-trump) _2026-08-18 · Celia Rivenbark_ I keep coming back to the phrase that might finally, mercifully end Donald Jickenhawk Trump’s reign by delivering a Democrat-controlled Congress this November. ## [Profiles in Cowardice: Trump Hides in a Catering Truck, Leaving Others to Die](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/profiles-in-cowardice-trump-hides) _2026-08-11 · Celia Rivenbark_ OK, I’ll admit it. ## [I Watched RFK's Cooking Show So Y'all Don't Have To](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/i-watched-rfks-cooking-show-so-yall) _2026-08-04 · Celia Rivenbark_ So, I watched the first episode of RFK Jr.’s new cooking show on YouTube so y’all don’t have to. ## [Dear Diary ... Why Are Rand Paul and RFK Jr. Such Assholes?](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/dear-diary-why-are-rand-paul-and) _2026-07-28 · Celia Rivenbark_ The revelation that Kentucky Senator Rand “Poodlehead” Paul is running around bragging about having gotten ahold of Dr. ## [Usha Vance's Birth Announcement Wrecked by Doddering Orange Fool](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/usha-vances-birth-announcement-wrecked) _2026-07-21 · Celia Rivenbark_ DATELINE: No. ## [PETE HEGSETH and GUT PARASITE ARE PERFECT PAIR](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/pete-hegseth-and-gut-parasite-are) _2026-07-16 · Celia Rivenbark_ You know what I hope Petey Hegseth has for lunch today? ## [Have Y’all Noticed the REAL Problem With Lindsey Graham’s Death?](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/have-yall-noticed-the-real-problem) _2026-07-13 · Celia Rivenbark_ Look I don’t wanna be a bitch about Lindsey Graham dying and all. ## [Crying Foul on Trump’s Red Card Meddling (And a Recipe!)](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/crying-foul-on-trumps-red-card-meddling) _2026-07-06 · Celia Rivenbark_ FIFA president Fianni Infantino? ## [Throwing a Party? Don’t Put Trump in Charge](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/throwing-a-party-dont-put-trump-in) _2026-06-30 · Celia Rivenbark_ I’m just gonna say it: Trump is the worst party planner of all time. ## [Some Wedding Pics and A Heartfelt Thank You](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/some-wedding-pics-and-a-heartfelt) _2026-06-24 · Celia Rivenbark_ I promised y’all I’d post some pictures of the Princess’s recent wedding and it occurs to me some of you may wonder if that’s just a casual nickname for my daughter. ## [Real SIMs for AI Agents (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/9LEF59LyVBjP) _2026-06-24 · **Sponsored**_ Pass 2FA and verifications with real carrier numbers via our API. ## [More MAGAs or a Screwworm Infestation? Pick Your Poison](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/more-magas-or-a-screwworm-infestation) _2026-06-23 · Celia Rivenbark_ I never thought this day would come but here goes … For a moment, I felt sorry for J.D. ## [I Knew He was Pond Scum, but This is Ridiculous! (I’m Baaaaack)](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/i-knew-he-was-pond-scum-but-this) _2026-06-19 · Celia Rivenbark_ Like miners rescued from a cave-in, staggering, blinking furiously with big goofy grins on their faces, we have finally emerged from a week of wedding frivolity and we’re ready to rumble.Celia Dishes is a reader-supported publication. ## [A Few Words from The Mother of the Bride…](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/a-few-words-from-the-mother-of-the) _2026-06-09 · Celia Rivenbark_ I haven’t been in the kitchen this week at Celia Dishes, but I promise I have a good excuse. ## [What’s This? I’m Going to Criticize a Democrat? Yep](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/whats-this-im-going-to-criticize) _2026-06-01 · Celia Rivenbark_ Hey! ## [Trump Hears Rare “No” on Plan for $250 Bill but Will It Last?](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/trump-hears-rare-no-on-plan-for-250) _2026-05-28 · Celia Rivenbark_ The best quote I’ve read about the Trump Administration in a long while was in today’s Washington Post. The source, sadly anonymous, was explaining the impracticality of Trump’s plan to issue a $250 bill with his face on it in time for the nation’s birthday in July. ## [MAHA’S LATEST IS BIBLICAL EATING? PROPHET OR PROFIT?](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/mahas-latest-is-biblical-eating-prophet) _2026-05-25 · Celia Rivenbark_ Plus a devilishly good recipe! ## [Trump’s Bloated Pool Budget Recalls My Home Improvement Projects](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/trumps-bloated-pool-budget-recalls) _2026-05-18 · Celia Rivenbark_ Master dealmaker/contractor Donald Jumlord Trump’s ballooning reflection pool “upgrade” reminds me of some of the more involved projects we’ve done on our 105-year old house. ## [MAGA is Mad About Not Getting Their Stupid Gold Cell Phones](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/maga-is-mad-about-not-getting-their) _2026-05-12 · Celia Rivenbark_ It would be impossible to overstate how hard I laughed when I saw all those butthurt MAGA folks cryin’ about their golden cell phones not being delivered after they ordered them a year ago. ## [Marco Rubio’s DJ Side Hustle Should Come as No Surprise](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/marco-rubios-dj-side-hustle-should) _2026-05-08 · Celia Rivenbark_ What must it be like to be Liddle Marco Rubio these days?Celia Dishes is a reader-supported publication. ## [Build with the cheapest GPUs (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/jFG0oDjj3ITv) _2026-05-08 · **Sponsored**_ Deployed a live API in minutes; one user spent under $10. ## [Trump’s “5D Chess” Mind Calls Iran a “Mini War”](https://celiarivenbark.substack.com/p/trumps-5d-chess-mind-calls-iran-a) _2026-05-05 · Celia Rivenbark_ I have an acquaintance who insists Trump is “playing 5D chess” while the rest of us are playing checkers, most likely with bottlecaps because Democrats are too dumb to keep up with the little red and black disc thingies.Celia Dishes is a reader-supported publication.