It does not feel awesome to be the bad guys
But give it to Canada: They know how to keep it classy.
The higher the hair, the closer to Jesus.
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But give it to Canada: They know how to keep it classy.

There is no place for them in Connecticut or anywhere else. Except maybe prison.

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Comparing your boss to Hitler? Not a good look.
Check out her victory speech

Meta (Facebook’s daddy) is paying a shit-ton for being addictive
An American icon has gone on to her reward

He’s filed impeachment charges again

Could it be your own involvement with Epstein?

School started today. Am I ready?
Be like Spider-Man

SOMEthing good happened this week. What was it?
He’s also named Liam and he was on his way to a soccer match

I seem to be missing mine

We need this generation’s Daniel Ellsberg
And lettuce didn’t make your guts explode?
I care because a Democrat threw a punch. Finally.

Breaking promises is kind of the raping felon's thing

Though I prefer to judge them now

Are you? But I just regained access to my old Substack, the one you’re reading now
I'm at work today, blowing dust off my computer

...I wish it had been
Watch out for Abdul El-Sayed

Check out these bullshit taser gloves

And then -- predictably -- he immediately lied and whined