Show up. Punch a Nazi.

And here’s a still from the event:

This weekend at Minneapolis’s city hall, a protester dressed as Spider-Man — or maybe it was the real Spider-Man — leaped onto a truck that held white supremacist/pardoned J6th insurrectionist/failed political candidate Jake Lang, and popped him one. Or two. It’s hard to tell.

Spidey and Lang were among the 11 people who were arrested. Lang and his crew were arrested on probable cause riot after vehicles they were driving went on the sidewalk toward counter-protesters. Additional charges could be forthcoming.

I do not condone violence. But I believe Jesus forgives you every time you punch a Nazi. As I write this, we don’t yet know the identity of the Minneapolis Spider-Man, but this being 2026, there is a legal defense GoFundMe for the super hero. The fund’s organizer is in touch with Spider-Man’s family and if things really suck right now, know that at least we have someone looking out for us, willing to throw a punch (unlike Hakeem Jeffries, who is willing to meet with unelected fascists).

Happy Monday.