He’s lost his damn mind

The raping felon awoke from his nap yesterday, and penned yet another confounding executive order, this one to rename Lake Ontario, Lake America.

Yeah. That should show ‘em, and the name-change also address the punitive tariffs coming our way on Sept. 8 — though we can’t blame Canada, because we started the whole tariff war, or, rather, our idiot king did,

So this is Trump’s idea of a salvo in our war on Canada, which so far as been bloodless and every bit as stupid as you’d imagine.

So let’s see. So far, in no particular order, the bloated bloviator wants to rename:

• Gulf of Mexico —> Gulf of America (to which Mexican President Claudia Scheinbaum, whose pets’ fleas are smarter than Trump, suggested renaming it Mexican America.

• Denali —→ Mount McKinley as one more means of erasing native culture

• Either the Atlantic or Pacific ocean or both —→ Trumpwater? He’ll tell us later.

My God. Shades of Saparmurat Niyazov, Turkmenistand’s former dictator who renamed months after himself. The president has lost his damn mind. 2547, 86 him and do it soon. He literally thinks he can take a Sharpie and rename whatever he wants. Meanwhile, back on earth where the grownups live, as the CBC reports:

No kidding. Pity Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney, who seems like a serious person. He has to keep responding to our walking id of a 2-year old.

Please, Canada. Forgive us. We are not our president. And most of us will continue to ignore his lil’ tantrums.

Meanwhile, the lake doesn’t care.

And I have decided to change the name of D.C., the White House, Union Station, Dupont Circle, the Metro, the Oval Office, and Marine One to The Epstein Files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.