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Brooke Teegarden

History writer Poet for the humiliation of right-wing men Professional nuisance

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Make America Learn History Again: Charlotta Bass

It’s real history, as told by some dude in my inbox and me

Gone Catfishing

According to men, there is no correct way for a woman to age. Looking older is failure, and trying not to is fraud. We may as well have fun with it.

Horny History: Harry Washington

It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me.

For Johan

Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero was only 26 years old when an ICE agent shot and killed him in front of his wife and three-year-old daughter.

I can’t believe Fauci did all that.

Just read the whole thing before you get upset.

Make America Learn History Again: Judy Heumann and the battle for section 504

It’s real history, as told by some dude in my inbox and me

Congratulations, You’re My Emergency Contact

When a man gives you his phone number, he does so for one reason: he wants to be your emergency contact.

Three Men, One Border

I’m back again, feeding gay ICE erotica to another homophobic, ICE-loving right-wing man until he blocks me.

The Horny History That Started It All

It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me.

Oh but Jennie, it could be your child.

the body on the pavement

Medieval Gynecology for the Modern Man

The Trotula

The Class War the Founding Fathers Wrote Out

Poor farmers and the American Revolution’s unfinished fight

Farmers, Allegedly

A paid subscriber bonus post

Sometimes You Have to Misunderstand Men on Purpose

I have a habit of taking things too literally, a skill that is highly advantageous when satirically applied to right-wing men.

An Update from Texas’s Bibel Class

A paid subscriber bonus post

BREAKING: These Are the Bibel Stories Now Required in Texas Schools

Bibel Stories Part Four

For the Anniversary of Roe’s Fall, a Word to the Women Who Still Call Themselves Moderate

and the work of changing minds

Someone had to remind your MAGA fathers why they didn’t hear from you on Father’s Day

Includes a paid subscriber bonus daddy post

Father’s Day with my Daddy

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently.

Horny History: The Lavender Scare

It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me

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