The trouble for MAGA men who build their lives around family values is that eventually the family realizes they have none.
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1. The Abandoned Patriarch
I very rarely mock grammar but I KNEW you all needed me to say it this time.
It didn’t seem fair for only one MAGA father to be blessed with my attention, so I went looking for another whose children want nothing to do with him.
That was indeed very easy to find.
2. The Fatherhood Performance Artist
A few vocabulary words before we begin.
Excoriate: to severely criticize or condemn
Mendacious: habitually dishonest or deceitful
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