# Brooke Teegarden History writer Poet for the humiliation of right-wing men Professional nuisance Page: Feed: --- ## [Make America Learn History Again: Charlotta Bass](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/make-america-learn-history-again-4c6) _2026-08-19 · Brooke Teegarden_ It’s real history, as told by some dude in my inbox and me ## [Gone Catfishing](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/gone-catfishing) _2026-08-15 · Brooke Teegarden_ According to men, there is no correct way for a woman to age. Looking older is failure, and trying not to is fraud. We may as well have fun with it. ## [Horny History: Harry Washington](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/horny-history-harry-washington-fb8) _2026-08-14 · Brooke Teegarden_ It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me. ## [For Johan](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/for-johan) _2026-08-04 · Brooke Teegarden_ Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero was only 26 years old when an ICE agent shot and killed him in front of his wife and three-year-old daughter. ## [I can’t believe Fauci did all that.](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/i-cant-believe-fauci-did-all-that) _2026-07-31 · Brooke Teegarden_ Just read the whole thing before you get upset. ## [Make America Learn History Again: Judy Heumann and the battle for section 504](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/make-america-learn-history-again-1b4) _2026-07-28 · Brooke Teegarden_ It’s real history, as told by some dude in my inbox and me ## [Congratulations, You’re My Emergency Contact](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/congratulations-youre-my-emergency) _2026-07-27 · Brooke Teegarden_ When a man gives you his phone number, he does so for one reason: he wants to be your emergency contact. ## [Three Men, One Border](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/three-men-one-border) _2026-07-24 · Brooke Teegarden_ I’m back again, feeding gay ICE erotica to another homophobic, ICE-loving right-wing man until he blocks me. ## [The Horny History That Started It All](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/the-horny-history-that-started-it) _2026-07-17 · Brooke Teegarden_ It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me. ## [Oh but Jennie, it could be your child.](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/oh-but-jennie-it-could-be-your-child) _2026-07-14 · Brooke Teegarden_ the body on the pavement ## [Prime Noise-Cancelling Picks (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/UcQgreqppuCb) _2026-07-14 · **Sponsored**_ Browse Prime-eligible, 4-star-and-up noise-cancelling earbuds with fast shipping and deals ## [Medieval Gynecology for the Modern Man](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/medieval-gynecology-for-the-modern) _2026-07-08 · Brooke Teegarden_ The Trotula ## [The Class War the Founding Fathers Wrote Out](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/the-class-war-the-founding-fathers) _2026-07-04 · Brooke Teegarden_ Poor farmers and the American Revolution’s unfinished fight ## [Farmers, Allegedly](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/farmers-allegedly) _2026-07-04 · Brooke Teegarden_ A paid subscriber bonus post ## [Sometimes You Have to Misunderstand Men on Purpose](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/sometimes-you-have-to-misunderstand) _2026-07-03 · Brooke Teegarden_ I have a habit of taking things too literally, a skill that is highly advantageous when satirically applied to right-wing men. ## [An Update from Texas’s Bibel Class](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/an-update-from-texass-bibel-class) _2026-06-30 · Brooke Teegarden_ A paid subscriber bonus post ## [BREAKING: These Are the Bibel Stories Now Required in Texas Schools](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/breaking-these-are-the-bibel-stories) _2026-06-29 · Brooke Teegarden_ Bibel Stories Part Four ## [For the Anniversary of Roe’s Fall, a Word to the Women Who Still Call Themselves Moderate](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/for-the-anniversary-of-roes-fall) _2026-06-25 · Brooke Teegarden_ and the work of changing minds ## [Someone had to remind your MAGA fathers why they didn’t hear from you on Father’s Day](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/someone-had-to-remind-your-maga-fathers) _2026-06-23 · Brooke Teegarden_ Includes a paid subscriber bonus daddy post ## [Father’s Day with my Daddy](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/fathers-day-with-my-daddy) _2026-06-15 · Brooke Teegarden_ Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. ## [Horny History: The Lavender Scare](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/horny-history-the-lavender-scare-9d6) _2026-06-11 · Brooke Teegarden_ It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me ## [8.1% APY Plus Free Stock (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/zs6k2wlYUyhs) _2026-06-11 · **Sponsored**_ Claim 8.1% APY and up to $1,030 in SK hynix and Nvidia stock. ## [Merging Substacks](https://brooketeegarden.substack.com/p/merging-substacks) _2026-06-10 · Brooke Teegarden_ Hi everyone!