When a man gives you his phone number, he does so for one reason: he wants to be your emergency contact.
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You never really know who cares about you. 🥰
This arrangement is usually very well received.
There are so very many places you need an emergency contact for.
They say it takes a village to raise a child. 🥰
And daycare is fucking expensive.
It is beautiful what men will do when you simply allow them to help.
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