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 Due to the early samples of Indiana Jones toys-- what's the technical term?-- oh yes, sucking, we decided to not collect the the line as a whole-- this isn't because of issues like articulation, packaging, pricing, or accessories, but rather due to the simple fact we couldn't find figures with decent paint jobs on their faces.
We spent the bulk of the past week's toy runs examining figures on the pegs, specifically, their faces. Most of the Mutt Williams figures have very Spock-esque eyebrows, as as such, are easy to not buy. (Seeing how many of him are sitting at Toys "R" Us, it seems that pre-movie, nobody else wants him either.) The majority of minor character figures look decent, but well, we're trying to be cheap as we'd rather put money into overpriced Botcon toys these days.
The real disappointment comes from Indiana Jones himself. Hasbro has already released several versions of the character. There's a Cairo whipping version, a Raiders-based version complete with the fertility idol, there are two Kingdom of the Crystal Skull versions, and, what's more, there are several deluxe versions of Indy, which cost $10 or more and include traps, horses, or other large accessories. And looking over dozens of samples of nearly 10 versions of Harrison Ford, the bulk of them are terrible-- not because of any fault of the sculptors, engineers, or the talented artisans at Hasbro, but because of simple quality control. Some stores are charging $7.50 or more for basic figures, and simple things like painting eyebrows in the proper location or an eye in the right place seems difficult. Some Indy figures have too much black on their eyes, others have their eyes painted on their cheeks-- the manufacturers in China seem to be rushing these a bit.
This is a line which, while the fulfillment of a years-old dream, is something of a letdown. It's filled with diverse characters spanning nearly three decades of cinema, plus there's vehicles and all sorts of other goodies. It's spoiled by the fact that the 1980s "Adventures of Indiana Jones" figures from Kenner seemed to have consistently better face paint, which is pretty horrible. The new Hasbro line is selling quite well, and why not? It's a very exciting line based on an incredibly strong and undermerchandised (until just now) license. If you're somewhat picky like us, though, we would suggest you consider not buying the first of each figure you see at this time. Plenty of shipments are showing up at stores everywhere, and due to the wild QC on each figure, you might find Indy with a moustache and not much "scruff", or a figure with eyes that may seem more appropriate on a special version of a Hunter S. Thompson figure.
Good samples of some figures most certainly do exist-- last Friday, we stumbled upon a hat-and-jacket Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Indiana Jones figure with a face that's as perfect as we believe anyone is likely to see. (And a quick shot is pictured above.) The scruff was evenly painted, the hair didn't have any unpainted strands, and the eyes were right where they should have been, with the added bonus of not being too large or too small. The reason we bring this up is that we have received a fairly significant number of complaints at the sites we write for on the quality of this line, and it appears that there's good product out there to be found if you're persistent. We know this isn't an ideal answer to the "why does my figure suck?" question, but if you're patient and willing to do some hunting, you may find a good one. We'd rather they all just be perfect, too, but on the bright side at least you have an excuse to not buy them all at once now.
In short: Strong license, iffy execution, lots of potential in the days to come.
--AP
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