Thigville: Bat’s a Wrap! 🦇
Pumping the brakes for sanity's sake
Welcome to Thigville: Breaking News...eventually.
Where the mayor is corrupt, the water’s haunted, and the art’s pretty good.
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Beware Of The Lone Shark
Times...they are a changin'...
ScareBnB
The Gulf was out. John insists the ocean is filled with “homosexuwhales” that’ll look at your peen…
Rotary Club Fish Fry ends in interpretive crop-dusting.
Biscuit Breath mistook the bug zapper for a tanning booth; PSL savings; and a French film where clouds get very inappropriate.
From TikTok to Ticket: Police crack down on viral ‘Donald Ducking’ stunt
Authorities urge: keep calm and pants on.
Men Over 40 Camp Overnight for Doll Release
The LabuBro ™, marketed as “a doll for biological males" with a "thin Labublue Line"
Climate Change Traced To “Woman-Made” Essential Oils
Global Warming Finally Mansplained ... ur welcome, females
A Greek Travisty Weds Taylor Swift Chatbot
Hi, it’s me, the ai-anti-giro, it’s me.
Cracklin’ Barrel Logo Sparks Radioactive Shrimp Outbreak
One obituary caused by chicken, one inmate hustling detox snacks outside Dollar General, one pinup who seduces with snack cakes. Add in radioactive shrimp and an art teacher with a vendetta and you’ve got this week in Thigville.
Experts Warn "Do Not Pet The Ether Bunny"
Cthulu causing a "hare raising" panic.