Thigville is a satirical living portfolio about small towns coming to grips with big issues. Art and Words by Scott Thigpen, edited by Heather Herrington.
Breaking News, eventually…
“Bro got bit on the groin by a butterfly shrimp and started mutating like that Spider-Man, except instead of webs he just flopped on the floor and flung tartar sauce at everyone…”
Thigville: Obituaries
…choked during supper when her deadpan eyes spooked the fried chicken clean off the bone and into her windpipe.
Thigville Gift Shop. OMG.
You know what I like more than anything in this world? Food. You know how I get to eat food? Money. And how do I earn that money? When you buy something from my Dopamine Dispensary…
From the Gripevine: Thigville’s Complaint App
Inmate (and Dating) Roster: Meet and Bail Out Hot Singles In Your Area Today!
CHARGED: Selling DIY “essential-oil Roll Tide Pods” as edible detox cleanse outside the Dollar General. Second offense.
MARITAL STATUS: “Facebook-official with God, it’s complicated with Darius.”
Thigville Movie Releases and Reviews
…Starring Emma Thompson as Her and Post Malone as Also Her, the film follows the recursive unraveling of identity through the fractured gaze of a woman who may or may not be the same woman twice
After Hours+ (SFW) Pillow Sins Magazine. A fictitious pinup magazine that doesn’t really exist.
“Raised on expired Grape-Nuts and secondhand horoscopes, Verna developed a talent for seduction early….usually involving a pie tin and a Little Debbie Swiss Roll.”
Murdered By Mrs. Pickens, 3rd Grade Art Teacher
“Well, well. Looks like someone gave a box of colored pencils to a drunk octopus named Wolfi and told him to draw his sleep paralysis demon mid-vogue.”
Between the Screens
Hi guys, and greetings from Thigville. Heather and I are dealing with an end of life situation with my 12 year old puppy, Tess. I am hurting a lot from this anticipated loss; Tess has been my “Ride or Die” for over a decade now. If there is no post next week, it just means I didn’t get my shit together in time to push it out (the only reason I published this week’s post was that I’d already done it).
End of life is never fun. Pic below of the best dog ever.
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