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Thigville is a satirical living portfolio about small towns coming to grips with big issues. Art and Words by Scott Thigpen, edited by Heather Herrington.
“I knew it was love when Taybot remembered exactly in detail what my Tendies order was from Chicky Minaj’s Wings and Pizza,” Kelp said, though experts (or “people with a shred of common sense”) showed that AI had simply been fed Kelp’s DoorDash receipts.”
This weekend, If you’re braving the sweltering south and need a wardrobe item that’s totally unique, original, and stitched with care, Thigville can’t recommend Vero enough.
This isn’t parody — this is the Verolution
(Verolution is Evolution spelled backwards just like one them palindrones you say when you get buzzed by an Onomatopoeia )
CHARGED: Moonshine-powered lawnmower jump over a kiddie pool inside the Walmart garden center, live-streamed on Facebook Live (audio courtesy of a Bluetooth Beats Pill taped to his chest).
In a fearless and transformative performance, Paris Hilton leads a powerhouse ensemble in this haunting exploration of memory and space. Joined by Stacey Dash in her most nuanced role to date, and a raw, unflinching turn from Snooki, What the Floor Knows at Night is less a film than an experience — a meditation on silence, survival, and the weight of ordinary rooms.
After Hours+ (SFW) Pillow Sins Magazine. A fictitious pinup magazine that doesn’t really exist.
Her brief but impactful modeling career left a lasting impression on the current Whitehouse administration, which decided to adopt her father’s ethics and morals. She starred in three films “Celestial Taxidermy” as “woman at table in short skirt”…
“Her neck is a structural hazard, like who has 21 cervical vertebrae. I’ve seen linguini with more support. And the paws hands—if we can call them that—look like a pair of werewolf paws with male pattern baldness.”
Hey guys, and greetings from Thigville. This time a week ago we made the unfortunate but necessary decision to help our beloved dog, Tess, cross the rainbow bridge. I have not cried so hard in a long time. Tess was a very special dog.
I was going to write a eulogy about her and post it here but it doesn’t feel right (and honestly I’m just not there to be able to do that yet). However I did write a poem about her and a lot of you have already reached out and said really nice things, thank you nice humans… you wouldn’t believe what your kind words did for my broken heart.
And despite ending this newsletter on a sad note, remember… VISIT THE THIGVILLE GIFTSHOP. OMG!!!
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