Breaking News, eventually…
“We’re telling folks not to take selfies with the ‘Ether Bunny.’ I guaran-damn-tee you that bunny is the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on,”
Obituaries
Locals recall her lecturing on how to train your snake to juggle—just before a horned viper got loose and bit her left areola sending her into full cardiac arrest.
Thigville Gift Shop
You know what you need hanging on your wall? An original piece drawn by me on my favorite subject of all times, Star Trek Wars! Down the Rancor Hole is printed with archival inks on fancy thick paper shipped directly to you through the one and only printing press I’ve trusted for decades, White House Custom Color.
And lots more updated at the Dopamine Dispensary.
From the Gripevine
Inmate (and Dating) Roster
CHARGED: Disturbing the peace for shotgunning Bud Lights during a town hall Zoom meeting and yelling “Let’s Go Brandon” every 12 seconds.
Thigville Movie Releases and Reviews
Director Angler Lee refused to shoot above water for “empathic realism,” resulting in 43 ruined cameras, 19 vibrio vulnificus infections, and one cursed Panasonic that now haunts a Red Lobster in Baton Rouge.
After Hours+ (SFW)
“Before her rise to Pillow Sins glory, Velvetta worked as the Unlicensed Mascot for a chain of Auto-Tinting Warehouses…”
Murdered By Mrs. Pickens, 3rd Grade Art Teacher
“…the moose’s head is so disproportionately large it could generate its own weather system and finally be able to detect this “climate change” the “scientists” keep saying is happening.”
Between the Screens
Hi guys and greetings from Thigville, a fictional town where all the weird characters that roam around in my head now have a place to live! This past week has been a doozie with the release of a movie I worked on, “Fixed!” and the release of my first ever beer label, POWERGAMER by Oddwood Brewery.
If you’re in Austin, Texas, stop by Oddwood Brewery and get you a 4 pack of POWERGAMER beer! What does it taste like? Video games and delicious dice rolls, of course!
See you next week. And hey, maybe do something kind for someone before then.
OH …AND VISIT THE THIGVILLE GIFTSHOP. OMG!!!
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