It Takes A Lifetime (Miracles Like Us)
We are miracles of genetics and chance. What if mom and dad hadn’t met at that dance?
SteveStack
Stories and songs in a place we both can find them.
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His New Wife’s A Surgeon, Too
Dad escaped from memory care/ While Mom was cruising the Bahamas/He showed up in the Lego Store/In his slippers and pajamas
Our World In Flames
Our country’s on a downward slide/The Supreme majority is on his side/They don’t care that his brain is fried/We wake up hoping that he died
That Skank On The Next Block Blues
You woke up feeling guilty, but conveniently failed to mention your plan to fill a U-Haul and sell all of my possessions
45th Anniversary* Reinterpretation of “62 Chest Hairs”
*The exact debut date of this classic song is uncertain. Importantly, this is the first version to reveal all 62 names.
We’re All Manhattaning (It’s the 70s!)
Inmate Agnew mows the prison lawn/Martha Stewart bakes at the break of dawn
He’s Got 62 Chest Hairs (And They All Have Names!)
The cops never stop him/They let him fly by/They say, hey!/There goes that chest hair guy!
It’s The Active Adulting Honky Tonk Boogie!
We’re proud Baby Boomers/We’re pickleballing/We’re CAT-scanning for tumors
Last Night I Dreamed He Died
But I woke up disappointed
Your Appendix (And Many Other Body Parts) Would Like A Word!
Listen to your sneezes/Listen to your coughs/Listen to your thighs/Chafing underneath your shorts