Hey, friends
Let me brag for a quick second
Do you recall that guy I mentioned?
At first I didn’t like him
I didn’t even flirt
But then at the beach
I saw him without his shirt
And, oh my God!
Turns out he’s my Prince Charming come to life
And now I’m gonna be his princess
I’m gonna be his wife!
Yeah, he turned out to be my guy
And now I’m gonna tell you why!
He has 62 chest hairs
That’s right, he counted them!
He has 62 chest hairs
And each one’s a gem
62 chest hairs
And they all have names
Barney and Leroy
Randolph and James
62 chest hairs
Arnold and Stan
He counted them all
He knows he’s a man
Lord, he’s so macho
I could die
When he looks me
In the eye
Hollywood wants him
He’s the next James Dean
He could have been a Marine
62 chest hairs
And they all have names
Vernon and Dennis
Jackson and Shane
62 chest hairs
Tommy and Dan
He counted them all
He knows he’s a man
He’s incredibly handsome
And he drive so fast
He scares me
When he steps on the gas
The cops never stop him
They let him fly by
They say,
Hey – there goes that chest hair guy!
62 chest hairs
They all have names
Simon and Orson
Fletcher and Lane
He’s impressively virile
He’s got biceps and pecs
With chest hairs like his
What would you expect?
He’s had so many ladies
He didn’t want to be tied down
Until he met me
He sure got around
62 chest hairs
And they all have names
Barney and Leroy
Randolph and James
62 chest hairs
Bernard and Rand
He counted them all
He knows he’s a man
He counted them
He knows he’s a man
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