Last Night I Dreamed He Died

Last night I dreamed he died

But I woke up disappointed

Yeah, I woke up disappointed

But I was not at all surprised

He’s an infection that lingers

Defying defeat

A festering sore

We can’t seem to treat

A wanna-be king

We have to unseat

A con-man, a rapist

A sleazebag, a creep

Cruelty’s his point

And he’s well-rewarded

Experts rebuffed

Progress thwarted

Precedents ignored

Justice corrupted

Bribes accepted

Neighbors abducted

Facts don’t matter

Farewell vaccines

He wants a slush fund for traitors

And the end of our dream

Today more fisherman will get blown up

No one wants America

To show up

We don’t need his ballroom

We don’t need his arch

Won’t it be wonderful

When there’s a funeral to watch?

Our stable genius

Is on-camera napping

That’s our Constitution

On which he’s been crapping

Families wrecked

Lives upended

Borders sealed

Rights suspended

Evil enablers

Repeating his obvious lies

Preaching love and mercy

With hate in their eyes

Today more fisherman will get blown up

No one wants America

To show up

We don’t need his fixation

On the reflecting pool

Never seeing him again

Will be very cool

Thousand-year floods

Tide’s rising fast

Most of those beach houses

Ain’t gonna last

We didn’t ask for JD

We didn’t ask for Pete

We didn’t ask to enable

Democracy’s defeat

His countless lies

His malignant narcissism

His stupid hats

We need an exorcism

Today more fisherman will get blown up

No one wants America

To show up

We don’t need his awful family

We don’t need his tacky gold decoration

Won’t it be wonderful

When he’s on a permanent vacation?

What is he waiting for?

He must know most of us

Don’t want to see or hear him anymore

What is he waiting for?

He must know most of us

Don’t want to see or hear him anymore