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Investigating whiteness in America through memoir, buried histories, and satirical recipes.

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Five Books That Will Make White People Less Exhausting at Dinner Parties

Because every recipe has a history, and most of us were only taught half of it.

Three Kitchens in Texas

Love in my family was always tangled up with appetite

Presidential Revenge Slushie

A refreshing blend of executive power, frozen cherries, and legally ambiguous payouts.

My Dog Is Dying and I Can’t Stop Vacuuming

Some people collapse under grief. I scrub carpets.

What I Learned Selling Fireworks in Rural Texas

A personal essay about class, performance, and the combustible rituals of my family's fireworks stand.

What I Heard When My Mother Was Dying

A personal essay about misophonia, grief, and the final hours of Mother’s Day, when the easy tributes are over and the complicated mothers remain.

Shadow Docket Dump Cake

A boxed-mix recipe for emergency rulings, executive overreach, and real-time consequences.

Make America White Again Cookies

A recipe for people whose cultural identity is mostly just not being brown.

After-School Airstrike Popcorn

The kind you make while watching coverage of a girls’ school being bombed with your tax dollars.

Minneapolis Cold Brew (No ICE)

For mornings when democracy feels . . . frothy.