FINNEY’S 5: Real reason for Harry and Meghan’s return to UK
Wait. You mean they were still here?
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FINNEY’S 5: Signs you’re dehydrated
Leading cause of death is not drinking enough water.
FINNEY’S 5: Who should buy the Lakers?
One of the great NBA teams is for sale, maybe.
FINNEY’S 5: Trump excuses for ‘vandalized’ grass on National Mall
It had nothing to do with his ‘big, beautiful’ America 250 celebration.
Hawkeye Luka Garza finds the quiet
All-time scorer for Iowa men's basketball helps kids with the mental game.
Don’t let the noise hijack the joy of WNBA’s rise
Grifters in politics, media and engagement are manufacturing the drama, not the game.
FINNEY’S 5: Real reasons why Rod Stewart cancelled Iowa State Fair concert
Realized he couldn’t see us tonight because there’s no downtown train in Des Moines.
FINNEY’S 5: Highly effective revenge tactics
When in doubt, choose mild, consistent inconvenience.
FINNEY’S 5: Modern reasons Banner turns into the Hulk
In a world this enraging, one mean tweet could cause a Hulk-out.
FINNEY’S 5: How to tell the difference between boneless wings and chicken nuggets
Some dope sued Buffalo Wild Wings arguing ‘boneless wings’ was false advertising.
The championship I didn't know I needed
27 years after missing David Cone's perfect game, the Indianola baseball team gave me a chance to cover a champion.