
The April Fools (1969)
‘I never know what to say in an elevator...’
Cinema for Grown Ups.
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‘I never know what to say in an elevator...’

‘We’re free to do what we want...’

Close the doors. Nail the beams. What’s inside must never be seen!

Who's in charge of this madhouse?

"My mother always said I'd marry two men. Yes, but at the same time..."

"That i'n't Jesus!... Jesus wore a long dress..."

'I suppose hell means different things to different people...'

"It's easy to find love but not friendship..."

'Keep your eyes on what she cannot see...'

'Tell the King the sky is falling...'

'For relaxing times, make it Suntory time...'

'You don't know how alone feels!'

"I've just spent fifteen thousand dollars on a painting I don't even like!"

'Their love could never be. She knew it. He knew it. So did his wife...'