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Grand theories and denunciations of human behavior, with a light heart. Polemic regarding us talking apes. I idealize and admire stand-up comedians, scientists, and philosophers. Tom Robbins and Robert Sapolsky are my heroes.

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Getting Old Is Not That Bad and Fearing It is Dumb

And being young is way less fun than it should be

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Sweet Nothings and Tender Morsels

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Kryptogal's gift guide for people who hate wasting money on gifts that aren't used.

Stop Trying to Pretend that Immigration Isn't a Class War

Making it into a race war isn't better.

I Spend Two Hours a Day Half-Asleep (And That's Why You're Reading This)

What if all your good thoughts come from your brain malfunctioning?

The Psychotic Monster Who Murdered Charlie Kirk

There is no "they"

What the Mormons Can Teach You About Not Living in a Dystopia

Or at least raising a family while being happy and sane.

Let Men Beat Each Other Up Again.

It’s the only way to stop these whiners from blaming women for everything.

The Golden Visa: EB-5s

Why haven't you ever heard of our pay-for-play immigration program?

What It's Like to Be Sexually Harassed at Work - Part II

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