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Jeff Edelstein Has Something To Say
Husband, father, writer, talker, sometime schmuck
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Keep your Oktoberfests in the back cooler, please

Take it from me, I know what I’m talking about

I remained calm

That's an objective truth

It's anti-brunette, for starters

This is my life's work

And also, probably, the reason I'll punch a wall

Not that kind

Oh my god I'm old

We're money and we don't even know it

And it's not even close

Smoke, heat, Hesgeth, and more