The weirdest thing Donald Trump is 100% right about
The World Cup is here, which means it’s time to litigate the term American "football."
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AI thinks I can be a nuclear engineer
This is why you shouldn't take career advice from a chatbot.
Acting President
NewsFiction: A speculative (mostly accurate) play-by-play about JD Vance invoking the 25th Amendment. Told exactly the way it would happen. If it happened. Which it won't.
The Champions League is broken
The solution is a big ... hexapod.
Todd Snider is still an alright guy
Let's just call it exhaustion
Congratulations, you’re probably obese now.
You’re probably fat.
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People like to make fun of Arby’s.
I tested four LLMs for accuracy. Last place will shock you.
ChatGPT.
CNN: THE Primary Source in an age of AI slop
I’m weirdly optimistic on the future of CNN.
Humanoid robots run a Chinese half-marathon
I once ran a half marathon.