The bigger they are the harder they fall
That’s why your toddler isn’t afraid to ski
Debkin
I like chocolate. If I was stuck on a desert island without chocolate, I would be pretty miserable. I don’t know how to open a coconut. I like spoilers. You can’t ruin it for me. Just tell me what happens!
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"Plant roses and lavender, for luck,
Fall in love whenever you can."
Animum vertere ad aliquid
If you’re not a lawyer, you’ll have to google it
Totally fine with ten mil. Just need the ten mil pls
You can be rich but NOT filthy rich. Just soapy rich.
Paging Razib Khan
There’s like hundreds of races on this list.
Gonna go medieval on your a**
Yes doctor I speak Middle English
Hostage crisis
I’m not allowed to leave the concert venue and re-enter, even though the opening act is meh.
Days of our lives
I’m a very competent shover.
Peak Brad Pitt (pre Aniston and Angelina)
Full disclosure: I did not see Legends of the Fall.
Put your stamp on it
Me: (reading trivia fact): licking a stamp is 1/10 of a calorie