Mikey Clarke
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Sexyverse Advice
LEVEL ONE, my TERRIBLE ADVICE column. LEVEL TWO, the SEXYVERSE NOVELS: waging war via romance and flirting and rad erotic tension. Both light you up like radiant goddamn sunflowers or your money back, baby. More at https://mikeyclarke.substack.com/about
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How to become the next-of-kin, drug dealer, and deep-fried Mars Bar chef to every pub brawler in the world: today's TERRIBLE advice
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On the steamy union of narcolepsy, Clavicular, Opus Dei, Doctor Robotnik, and phat reptilian nightclubs: today's TERRIBLE advice
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How to weasel out of jury duty via horrible legal Übermenschen, wanky jellyfish, and injecting Covid in every judgey brekkie: today's TERRIBLE advice
How to cure procrastination 100% GUARANTEED: today's TERRIBLE advice
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