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“Dude i just read the title and im crying Sexy crying Then came the article and let us not mention what happened there” 🔗 — Kobi One
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“I love how unhinged your connections are in every article! I can never guess where it's going until the end!” 🔗 — C. A.
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“THAT is why this shit is funny as hell. The best satire doesn’t just make you laugh at somebody; it sneaks a mirror into the room while you’re laughing. You came looking for a way to free a moustache and accidentally got a field lecture on human vanity, attention economics, mythology, masculinity, and the spiritual consequences of having too much damn internet access. 😂😂 I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I just read… but I’m pretty sure I’m smarter for having survived it!” 🔗 — Polar Funk
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“This was equal parts hilarious and delightful. The imagery here was absolute prime status. Particularly the penis-pogo action 😂 I actually laughed out loud, and I thank you for that 🩵” 🔗 — Stephanie Macisco
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“Substack needs more of this glorious creative chaos. The 'separate postcode' theory is a masterpiece of terrible wisdom. Keeping this in mind for the next time life gets too loud” 🔗 — romy
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“🤣🤣🤣 I think I piddled laughing so much. 👏😲” 🔗 — Kathy Patterson
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“Your commitment to the premise is what sells it. By the time you got to the rabbits studying every personality quirk and cognitive weakness, I was invested. 😂 Keep doing ya thing, you've definitely got your own voice.” 🔗 — Polar Funk
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“This is hilarious! I used to think all cats were female when I was a little kid and all dogs were male. haha” 🔗 — Simone Says
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“We all need terrible (funny) advice sometimes, and you've got plenty stored up there!” 🔗 — James O'Neill
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“This is brilliantly written, interesting and humorous. It’s like if you were to take life advice from Terry Tibbs 🤔✨” 🔗 — Joanna
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“This reads like someone doing stand-up comedy directly on the page. The energy never settles, and that commitment to the bit is honestly impressive. Every sentence feels like it’s trying to outdo the previous one, which creates this chaotic rhythm that somehow keeps working instead of collapsing under its own absurdity. It also feels incredibly conversational....like you can almost hear the timing, pauses, and escalating delivery in the author’s voice as the rant spirals further into madness. Really had me giggling! Thanks for sharing!” 🔗 — Maria Grace
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“I genuinely don’t know whether I just read a comedy piece, a physics lecture, or a fever dream from another dimension. Either way, the commitment to the bit is impressive” 🔗 — Pranil
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“Love it, I'm constantly stressed out about my lawn! This is funny, thanks Mikey!” 🔗 — Simone Says
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“This was gloriously unhinged from start to finish. 😂 The absurd escalation from "gay dogs" to "cats caused by conversion camps" had me laughing because it never pretended to be anything but satire. Underneath the chaos, though, there's a sharp jab at the ridiculousness of trying to "fix" someone's identity. The humor is outrageous, but the point lands. Looking forward to reading more of your beautifully deranged "Terrible Advice."” 🔗 — Arwa
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“Love this Mikey:) It’s totally mad and sane at the very same time. So much fun to read. I had never considered the connection between squirrels, NZ, volcanoes, and toxified soil together before (maybe no surprise there), and you somehow have. Keep the ‘terrible’ advice coming. Can’t get enough of it.” 🔗 — Digressions with Dilip
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“I consider you as my guru. I love the way you write your headlines. They’re so sensual and intriguing, like Playboy magazine. Have you ever worked for a magazine?” 🔗 — israr love letter
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“Dude that shit was comedy gold” 🔗 — TheEnlightenedWriter
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