Sexyverse Advice Reviews Page 7

“Your mastery of physics is only surpassed by your astonishing linguistic creativity. As much as I hate giving AI a freebie, it would benefit humanity greatly if you allowed it to digest your hors d’oevres (horses ovaries- no thank you fucking spell check!). It would destroy its ability to make sense of the English language and would implode in less than an hour. We could all go back to buying Encyclopedia Britannica’s and re-learn how to use our brains again. ❤️ you bro! Mitch”

“😂😂 This is probably the most wildly overengineered answer to “what do I do about a wrong-number jail call?” that I’ve ever read. I started reading expecting a practical solution and somehow ended up on a worldwide mission involving dive bars, fictional Gigachads, business cards, and a deep-fried Mars Bar. 😭 The sheer escalation is what got me. “Just tell them they have the wrong number” was apparently far too reasonable, so we went straight to international psychological warfare. 😂 10/10 for creativity. Absolutely 0/10 for actually following the instructions. 😭”