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Dad Suggests Beating Traffic By Leaving Game After First Inning

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Little League World Series Game Turned Off Due To Neither Team Having Big Fat Kid
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Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
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No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Manager Calls Bullpen Just To Say Hi
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Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan

LOS ANGELES—Clarifying that he was simply curious whether there was a comparable version of himself overseas, Los Angeles Dodgers third baseman Max Muncy reportedly asked…
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Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work
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Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
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Baseball Hall Of Fame Displays Fossilized Skeleton Of Stan Musial
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Dugout Floor Covered In Spat-Out Clamshells

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Bat Dog Clearly Pregnant
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Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap

KANSAS CITY, MO—Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning…
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Fan Clearly Drowning In Diamondbacks Pool
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Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man

ST. LOUIS—Expressing their shock and outrage at the selfish display, attendees at Thursday’s St. Louis Cardinals game reportedly erupted in boos after a little boy…
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MLB Players Share Their ‘Welcome To The Show’ Moment

Reaching the majors is every ballplayer’s dream, but actually arriving in the Show can be overwhelming. We asked some of MLB’s biggest stars to tell…
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Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race

MILWAUKEE—Climbing down from the stands with mustard and ketchup packets clutched in their fists, dozens of rabid, salivating Milwaukee Brewers fans reportedly chased down the…

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Former Rep. Eric Swalwell Admits To ‘Physical Relations’ With Chinese Spy
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