Offering more affordable fare for the animals rotting away in cages, Purina on Monday debuted new Slovenly Feast for nasty-ass shelter cats. “With the flavors these scraggly, half-dead felines have come to expect, Slovenly Feast is the perfect meal for shelter cats,” said spokesperson Linda Brashear, adding that the semi-liquid substance comes in Rancid Meat Mash, Fish Scales and Fiberglass Bits, and Savory Botulism in Gravy among others.

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guy crashing through a drop ceiling at escape room

blood EVERYWHERE

this is such a classic meme that its a bit like seeing an old schoolmate. i recently discovered the source image from a rulebook published in 2003 so this meme is probably older than some of my followers. but this is one of the first 40k memes, along with kharn is a swell guy, metal bawkses, and armless abaddon.