Offering more affordable fare for the animals rotting away in cages, Purina on Monday debuted new Slovenly Feast for nasty-ass shelter cats. “With the flavors these scraggly, half-dead felines have come to expect, Slovenly Feast is the perfect meal for shelter cats,” said spokesperson Linda Brashear, adding that the semi-liquid substance comes in Rancid Meat Mash, Fish Scales and Fiberglass Bits, and Savory Botulism in Gravy among others.
so i'm watching the tv news-- "why are you watching the tv news?" don't worry about it. anyway since it's june 1st the news is talking about pride. nbc national news is doing some both-sidesism featuring clips from ben shapiro and whatnot talking about the "fraught issue dividing our nation". but philadelphia local news is like "folks it's PRIDE we got all our flags out n shit, here's the weekend forecast for all your gay little activities". i'm going to a pride happy hour set up by my work on tuesday and i'm not even gay! for fun! america is like 2-3 different countries glued together.



