Nightmare Lesbian Polycule AU

Honestly, think of this as a crack OC crossover AU. I think they'd all be funny together...

The characters include the "fucked up women with dilf aura" archetype x "forlorn girlies" archetype. I've been fixating on pairings with this archetype a lot, so why not put them together and see what happens?

Heads up for toxic/dysfunctional/chaotic relationship dynamics, also unabashed NSFW remarks. I'd definitely need to rate this entire page as 18+ for shit I'll say about them.

Scenarios

This is mostly a list of scenarios/settings I imagine them together.

  • The Villa: They all live together in a villa. Chaotic dynamics ensue.
  • Nightmare Gameshow: They're all put in gameshow-esque situation. I'm thinking of those kinds where they have to compete against each other.
  • Nightmare Discord Server: They're all in a Discord server, as a friend group.

Character Dynamics

This page is mostly reserved for dynamics between characters who wouldn't have met in canon... These dynamics can be fluid/flexible depending on the situations I put them in.

team forlorn girlies

  • Damion ends up in a love-hate dynamic with other forlorn girlies. She'd find Victor/Millie/Isolde annoying while she keeps getting in fights with Cielo/Gates.
  • Victor finds literally everyone tiring to be around. She doesn't want to have a part in this. (Says the "gets dragged into situations": the character). She's most likely to get along with Millie/Cypress/Fenrir/Isolde... That's about it.
  • Millie drops her meek demeanor (when she's around Cypress) and goes apeshit with the other forlorn girlies.
  • Initially, Cielo gets very clingy/possessive over Valerius. However, she can warm up to others + more open to messing around with others eventually.
  • Gates looks down on everyone and fucks off to do her own thing. Fellow loner with Victor.
  • Isolde, the resident lesbian heavily into older women (who can take care of her, if we're being more specific about her type), would immediately hit on every single other person in the polycule. Except for Damion, Gates, and Millie (whom she perceives as younger/around her age, so she's not as interested in them as the others).

Isolde is the one holding this friend group together.

team fucked up dilf women

  • Alder in the polycule... She's eating good, I fear. Too many new faces to sleep with. She's like that one "I gotta stop flirting I got 6 pussies to eat tomorrow" meme.
  • Magnus isn't as haughty/powerful as she is with her own little polycule back in her own cult, but at least she can have a good fight here... Will definitely pick fights with one of the members from this team.
  • Cypress, the sole person in this team who doesn't have playboy tendencies, prefers to stay with the forlorn girlies. They're more pleasant to be around. (Cue her being accused of wanting to sleep with the whole bunch of them.)
  • Valerius is generally chill with the forelorn girlies archetype + would take care of them. However, she's more likely to get in squabbles with fellow fucked up women archetypes—especially those with more rebellious tendencies like Fenrir, Alder, or Magnus.
  • If Hiran isn't dragged into other people's situations, she'd be watching the other girlies with Cypress too. Gets along with Cypress the best (while Cypress perceives her as a troublemaker too).
  • Should anyone else in the polycule try to assert power over the rest (e.g. most of the fucked up women archetype), Fenrir will annoy the shit out of them. On the other hand, she'll be taking care of the less assertive ones of the group :] (cue the rest of dilfs beating the shit out of her for hogging their girls)

Their fights will end in a bloodshed.

Other notes about their dynamics

  • A lot of characters here can be notoriously jealous. But most of the jealousy in this gag AU is used for some sprinkle of group tension.

Shenanigans

fighting to the death(???)

(snippet from joke chat with friends)

In a scenario where all the forlorn girlies have to fight each other, Millie resorts to biting everyone (in hopes of inflicting them with afflictions), except...

"if millie bites gates i think shes the one getting the diseases"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHAT'S WRONG

DRINK MY BLOOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRINK IT

*is still screaming as gates chases her down*

THE ACTUAL VAMPIRE IS RIGHT THERE??? GO ASK HER???

i'm not drinking that.

:]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fensolde + valciel dinner prep

hey val i'm bringing ciel and isolde out for dinner—

oh im cooking tonight actually

really? can i get—

only for cielo and isolde though. you can go get takeout idc

nooooooooooooooooooooo

just kidding i got enough food for you too

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

new years' resolution (CRACK) (NSFW) (GONE WRONG)

i need to get this stupid joke out of my head but my drawing tablet's battery is dying from all the porn I drew on the 31st, so...

Question: What are your new years' resolution?

Get her (Damion) pregnant.

Get her (Cielo) pregnant.

Get her (Gates) pregnant.

Get her (Isolde) pregnant.

Get her (Victor) pregnant.

...

Get her (Millie) pregnant.

Despite being interviewed individually, all six of them gave the exact same response.