Uncle Don’s Thanksgiving Meltdown: Why We Don’t Need a President at All
Donald Trump’s latest outbursts, taunts, and diplomatic clown shows don’t just prove he’s unfit for the office. They prove the office itself is too dangerous to exist.
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Episode #279 Hour 1: If you want a refund for this show, we’ll understand
Alex’s OCD extends to social invitations, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Trump’s first week in office, Biden pardons Fauci for murdering 20 million people, maybe America just needs to get lai...
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Unattended Baggage Episode #264: Riding the Storm Out…Again
Adrian welcomes the next hurricane while Alex continues his storm profiteering, we ponder which global crisis is most likely to initiate World War III and stop the aliens and AI, maybe they sho...
Unattended Baggage Episode #263: This isn’t what we meant when we asked for a sloppy blow
Alex and Adrian tell tales of their wild night with Helene, we discuss the real economics of homeowner’s insurance and why your claim will be denied, Israel picks a fight and hopes their big bro...
Unattended Baggage Episode #262: Here’s hoping your phone doesn’t say “Made in Israel”
Israel invents gender reassignment terrorism, Ukraine makes mushroom cloud outside Moscow, Three Mile Island nuke plant to exclusively power Microsoft AI, third richest man in the world explains h...
Unattended Baggage Episode #261: Jet fuel won’t burn Haitian cat kabobs
Alex remembers 9/11 for completely different reasons, Adrian hopes Tulsi Gabbard is on Russia’s payroll and not just stupid, how police brutality affects your fantasy football league, Trump dodg...
Unattended Baggage Episode #260: Follow the money brick road to peek behind the curtain
We explore several federal, state and local cases of government corruption, and how it always comes back to bribes, blackmail, and/or espionage, we mourn the demise of privacy and anonymity thr...
Unattended Baggage Episode #259: “We kind of lost the narrative on this one.”
Adrian contemplates entropic beer and encourages Alex to capitalize on consuming it, Governments around the world don’t want you talking to each about things they don’t like, Harris, DeSan...
Unattended Baggage Episode #258: Park Pickleball Payola
Alex and Adrian explore the cultural ramifications of transgenre music artists, Ron DeSantis is about to be electrocuted by the third rail of Florida politics, Fauci beats the odds and gets We...
Unattended Baggage Episode #257: White women better get busy
America’s getting more brown, so y’all white folk better raw dog it, hypocritical left trans-shames Vance for being a hypocrite, learning the psychology of a totalitarian peasant, Trump’s Tic-Ta...
Unattended Baggage Episode #256: Take this all of you and eat it, these are my falsies
Ukraine brilliantly turns the tables on Putin, US wins gold in the sport of outrage at the Olympics, Hamas leader concedes to ceasefire demands so Israel executed him, Chicago PD black site re...
Episode #255: This Gaslighting Smells Like Stale Farts
Adrian theorizes (hopes) the Obama endorsement is a smart strategy, Alex enjoys cigars at the drive-through pharmacy, “Brat” Kamala cackles about coconuts, something smells in the Olympic pool, Tr...
Unattended Baggage Episode #254: Vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Alex gives his conspiracy theory on how the WNBA tried to fake the Trump shooting or something, RNC goes full Idiocracy, DNC nominating convention likely implode into glorious chaos, Google sp...
Unattended Baggage Episode #253: You’ve Been Pwned
Biden/Trump ticket vows to defeat Zelensky, Florida government leaks SSNs & medical records for millions, FBI illegally covers up massive AT&T hack, “COVID Part II: Birds of Prey” coming soon, Is...
Unattended Baggage Episode #252: Dementia to the Left of me, Dictators to the Right
Adrian and Alex dig into archeological conspiracies, Biden wants pudding before nap time, SCOTUS overturns Magna Carta and Trump immediately promises military tribunals for political enemies, Fed...