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CDC officials introduce innovative strategy of ignoring statistics entirely while assuring parents that closing their eyes during free fall significantly reduces sensation of plummeting.
Russian billionaires and American tycoons to swap countries in "groundbreaking initiative to optimize wealth extraction techniques across hemispheres"
Trump mobilizes military force to protect Americans from the terrifying threat of statistical accuracy.
In a stunning ceremony, the CIA honors George Joannides posthumously for his "outstanding contributions to national security through creative fact management and congressional misdirection.”
US announces it will bestow a special "Medal of Freedom With Distinction" upon former Colombian President Álvaro Uribe, who was recently sentenced to 12 years of house arrest for bribery and fraud.
In a stunning escalation of diplomatic tensions, President Trump demands "every last Thin Mint" before allowing Canadian girls to cross border again.
The US President leases disputed land for 99 years, promises peace through privatization, and totally doesn't mention the ethnic cleansing that happened first.
Merely imagining financial privacy has been ruled illegal, with teenagers now required to livestream all pocket money transactions.
ICE leadership assures citizens that iris-scanning technology will only be used on immigrants before chuckling and winking.
Tesla's Special Committee of "disinterested" billionaire directors bypasses shareholder approval to gift their boss another fortune while company profits plummet.
