TELEVISION AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
It’s a little late, but the fact remains I should have been a television critic.
Hoppe Columns
An occasional commentary on the absurdity of everyday life.
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HOW TO MAKE SOCCER SUCCESSFUL
I love the World Cup, which will conclude this weekend.
WHICH CAMP ARE YOU IN?
Well, once again it is clear that I have very little in common with Socrates and Benjamin Franklin.
THE LOST ART OF LETTER WRITING
My wife and I were cleaning a basement closet full of mostly junk the other day and came across a big old box of my life.Thanks for reading Hoppe Columns!
CARS DON'T ALWAYS DEFINE YOUR AGE
Well, apparently I’m officially old.
IT'S A NAME YOU CAN WORK WITH
I have a new friend.
LIVE LONG, LIVE RIGHT
I was down in the desert last week, sweating away the heat wave that gripped all of California.
THE PHONE CALLS WE ALL DESPISE
Once again, I’ve come up with a surefire way to make a fortune.
ANOTHER WAY TO PROTEST
Feeling depressed about what’s going on in Washington?
VACATIONS CAN BE DIFFICULT
It’s been a while since I wrote a thrilling column on what I did on my vacation, so here it is.