Fried Shrimp on a Paper Plate
Given the choice of vacation destinations, I will take the wooded mountains over the water’s edge.
Michael Ian Black
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One Wandering Jew
A shout-out to all the other dilettantes out there.
I’ve Never Understood Jesus
At least now I have some idea of how to wrap my head around the guy.
No Joke
I have a new stand-up special coming out next Tuesday. It will be my last.
You Are Going to Die Penniless
At least that's what I keep telling myself.
Summer Breeze
August is the Washington DC of months.
Where I Feel at Home
What do you think it is about the act of writing?
I am old now.
I turn 55 this week.
Your opinion MATTERS to us.
Must I have opinions?
Curtains for Zoosha?
K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt!
Drained
Amazing to me that the thing everybody knew they were totally lying about turns out to have been a thing they were totally lying about.
I'd Rather Not
The summer malaise seems to be fully upon me, which ought not be terribly shocking considering I have yet to recover from my spring malaise, which followed the winter and autumnal versions of the same.
Christopher Nolan's ET
There’s some weird stuff in The Odyssey but, then again, it’s a weird story.