
Maynard's Horn Is Still a Thrill
A MATTER OF LAUGH OR DEATH' -- 'Wow, that's high!' 'You ain't heard nothin' yet.'
Parenthetical comments from the back row.
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A MATTER OF LAUGH OR DEATH' -- 'Wow, that's high!' 'You ain't heard nothin' yet.'

'THE MERRY CATHOLIC' -- How can the 'God of love' send people to Hell?

'FROM THE ARCHIVES' -- This column was first published in 2008.

'A MATTER OF LAUGH OR DEATH' -- When the conversation drags, he can grind it to a halt!

'THE MERRY CATHOLIC' -- '...then after the fire, a still small voice' (1 Kings 19).

'FROM THE ARCHIVES' -- This column was first published in 2008.

'A MATTER OF LAUGH OR DEATH' -- "D'oh! Stupid Gravity!" -H. Simpson

'THE MERRY CATHOLIC' -- Is God mean and vindictive?

'FROM THE ARCHIVES' -- This column was first published in 2007.

'A MATTER OF LAUGH OR DEATH' -- "Washington Irving's lawyer is on Line 2."

'THE MERRY CATHOLIC' -- "Why won't God answer me?!" "Maybe He's waiting for you to stop talking."