Martin’s Substack
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm aiming for with Un Podcast de Martin Kelner.
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The Odyssey in four minutes, potty-mouthed Noel Coward, Aretha, J Hus, boars, moths, and ferrets
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Bondage in all its guises, and the wonderful world of Albo. More free political incorrectness. Tuck in schnorrers!
Free sample of latest & greatest Kelner Prime podcast. Tuck in - students skinning a bear, Leeds veteran comedy mentor Silky at Edinburgh festival, & cruise ships, what are they good for?
Latest Prime Kelner - Onanism & Breakfast TV, Edinburgh Festival with top comedian Silky, Trump & Finasteride, heap big Wampum, & the mystery of the bra
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Memories of glory glory glory years at Liverpool FC
Vintage sport-on-TV writing from the year of our lord nineteen hundred and frozen to death
Bananas, bubonic plague, Arthur Ignatius Slop, West Ham's pre-season, pigeons, but mostly a pathetic begging letter. But this one, like the NHS is free at the point of delivery!
Eurovision 2027 here we come!
As long as the Winnebago passes its MOT the boys and girls of my house band are ready to hit the road...
Shortages of wasps, Naga Munchetty, & Live At The Apollo - these are truly the best of times
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An Excess of Death
The 24-hour news cycle is not singing in the sunshine