# Martin’s Substack

All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm aiming for with Un Podcast de Martin Kelner.

Page: <https://rssamplifier.com/martinkelner-substack-com>  
Feed: <https://rssamplifier.com/martinkelner-substack-com.md>

---

## [How to tell jokes Donald Trump, Albo wants New Zealand, & are we the establishment? Another fantastic free sample of latest Substack. It's free. Tuck in!](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/how-to-tell-jokes-donald-trump-albo)

_2026-08-16 · Martin Kelner_

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211410647/d9290e04bd1a8defdcd10107f790769a.mp3)

## [The Odyssey in four minutes, potty-mouthed Noel Coward, Aretha, J Hus, boars, moths, and ferrets](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-odyssey-in-four-minutes-potty)

_2026-08-16 · Martin Kelner_

Read more

## [Bondage in all its guises, and the wonderful world of Albo. More free political incorrectness. Tuck in schnorrers!](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/bondage-in-all-its-guises-and-the)

_2026-08-13 · Martin Kelner_

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211079070/6f8266899e15d2d2fcc7de91c765dd17.mp3)

## [Free sample of latest & greatest Kelner Prime podcast. Tuck in - students skinning a bear, Leeds veteran comedy mentor Silky at Edinburgh festival, & cruise ships, what are they good for?](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/free-sample-of-latest-and-greatest)

_2026-08-11 · Martin Kelner_

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/210775824/ccfc4bfb45e2d738e9acbe8dc89192b8.mp3)

## [Latest Prime Kelner - Onanism & Breakfast TV, Edinburgh Festival with top comedian Silky, Trump & Finasteride, heap big Wampum, & the mystery of the bra](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/latest-prime-kelner-onanism-and-breakfast)

_2026-08-11 · Martin Kelner_

Read more

## [Memories of glory glory glory years at Liverpool FC](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/memories-of-glory-glory-glory-years)

_2026-08-10 · Martin Kelner_

Vintage sport-on-TV writing from the year of our lord nineteen hundred and frozen to death

## [Bananas, bubonic plague, Arthur Ignatius Slop, West Ham's pre-season, pigeons, but mostly a pathetic begging letter. But this one, like the NHS is free at the point of delivery!](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/bananas-bubonic-plague-arthur-ignatius)

_2026-08-03 · Martin Kelner_

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209651919/554cc9af7009512f5dbf157b45f3c47b.mp3)

## [Eurovision 2027 here we come!](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/eurovision-2027-here-we-come)

_2026-08-02 · Martin Kelner_

As long as the Winnebago passes its MOT the boys and girls of my house band are ready to hit the road...

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/209518282/e384065547818e37689e27c14efb0fea.mp3)

## [Shortages of wasps, Naga Munchetty, & Live At The Apollo - these are truly the best of times](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/shortages-of-wasps-naga-munchetty)

_2026-08-01 · Martin Kelner_

Read more

## [Persona-led AI publishing (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/3SLFKh30dOCe)

_2026-08-01 · **Sponsored**_

Generate drafts, schedule subdomain publishing, and keep human review where needed.

## [An Excess of Death](https://martinkelner.substack.com/p/an-excess-of-death)

_2026-07-31 · Martin Kelner_

The 24-hour news cycle is not singing in the sunshine