Martin Kelner
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All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm aiming for with Un Podcast de Martin Kelner.
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Lately
How to tell jokes Donald Trump, Albo wants New Zealand, & are we the establishment? Another fantastic free sample of latest Substack. It's free. Tuck in!
The Odyssey in four minutes, potty-mouthed Noel Coward, Aretha, J Hus, boars, moths, and ferrets
Bondage in all its guises, and the wonderful world of Albo. More free political incorrectness. Tuck in schnorrers!
Free sample of latest & greatest Kelner Prime podcast. Tuck in - students skinning a bear, Leeds veteran comedy mentor Silky at Edinburgh festival, & cruise ships, what are they good for?
Latest Prime Kelner - Onanism & Breakfast TV, Edinburgh Festival with top comedian Silky, Trump & Finasteride, heap big Wampum, & the mystery of the bra
Memories of glory glory glory years at Liverpool FC
Bananas, bubonic plague, Arthur Ignatius Slop, West Ham's pre-season, pigeons, but mostly a pathetic begging letter. But this one, like the NHS is free at the point of delivery!
Eurovision 2027 here we come!
Shortages of wasps, Naga Munchetty, & Live At The Apollo - these are truly the best of times
An Excess of Death
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