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I GET a spam call from a girl who asks which bank has issued my credit card, and I say, “Sperm Bank.” She asks if it is a foreign bank, then for the spelling.
Journalistic and literary works of Manu Joseph
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I GET a spam call from a girl who asks which bank has issued my credit card, and I say, “Sperm Bank.” She asks if it is a foreign bank, then for the spelling.

THOUSANDS of Indians who were safe in the pandemic because they were locked indoors have since perished because they stepped out.

Or, why is a good director so famous

FOR decades there has been a covenant between India and its young—pass these entrance exams, and you are set.

A FEW years ago, when yoga had just become a public spectacle where unfit politicians performed what they claimed were asanas, the Railways minister went into shavasana, or the corpse pose, and dozed off.

THERE is an eerie word in English called ‘paramour.’ It means lover, but when I was a kid, to me it meant someone was dead.

AS an Indian, my standards for public spaces are so low that what I admire in other countries is cars moving in lanes.

Every decade or so, young people in India discover that there is corruption, and they gather somewhere in Delhi to transform the nation.

WHEN motivational gurus say ‘believe in yourself,’ they mean delude yourself.

The best business class flight I have ever taken was with Air India.

IN his first speech as Tamil Nadu chief minister, Joseph Vijay said in Tamil, “I have known poverty; I’ve known hunger.