the worst places to ever need a shit, as I recall
how karma finally got me with an 11am office poo schedule & why dinner parties are just a form of bowel-related torture
the lousy digest
musings on the between-a-rock-and-a-hard-place location that is your early thirties on the internet x
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social cues I'm still trying (failing) to get my head around at 32
questions I have on how to navigate the adult present economy, shit-sandwiching your friend's awful boyfriend, and Zoom call small talk face offs
breaking the 4th wall on being an influencer
I’ve seen a lot of chat around Priya on Love Island breaking the fourth wall on a) knowing she’s on the show Love Island but b) knowing how she’s going to win.
i wish whatsapp would fuck off
PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME !!!!!!!!!
do we really need under-eye patches to do a gym class
& what on this hellish earth is a 'content bestie' ??????????
a love letter to my beloved period pants
a weekly love letter to something mundane x because i like living the life as a certified snore head, it's MY substack and I MAKE THE RULES HERE x
The true love of my life has 4 wheels & a handbrake
I love my car more than the kids at the moment, and that's the bottom line Jeremy.
I am a fiat punto with a ferrari badge stuck on it x
& other things my autism diagnosis has made me realise
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