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Monday, and the liENS HELD! GM, I smell something in the air. Let’s see what it is, shall we…
As I'm starting to rant my usual chibberish, Bitcoin is at $63.5K, a full thousand above the $62,200 line in the sand, and Sunday’s weekly close came and went without drama.
So far, we’re looking VERY good considering we’re already in the second half of August, historically the ugly half of the ugly month. Gut, gut, continue like this pls BTC.
The levels behind that $62,200 call are very well explained here by Krown. I check his work daily, and this segment is the cleanest level-by-level walkthrough you’ll find.
The macro keeps helping quietly. A September hike is priced near 25% and falling, the S&P just logged its third straight weekly gain, and gold at $4,400 is now a bigger slice of central-bank reserves than US Treasuries, a regime that quietly flipped at the end of last year. Let that sink in while everyone argues about one Fed meeting.
The crypto tape has both sides. Bitcoin ETFs bled $389.7 million last week, the biggest weekly outflow in six weeks, but Solana and HYPE wrappers took INFLOWS the same week. Money is rotating inside crypto, not leaving it.
Meanwhile, BTC has never spent this long below the Rainbow chart’s Fire Sale band, weekly volatility has compressed through its first-ever full year under 75%, and the 1-month RHODL just turned up off the bottom, the classic early sign that fresh money is creeping back in. Compression everywhere I look. Quiet like this is stored energy.
And if the breakdown comes anyway? Don’t squeeze your buttholes too much. We probably see something like $59K, and even if it goes lower, it just means we’re moving toward the ultimate bottom. Focus on the upside, not the downside. We’re already DEEP in value territory; the Fire Sale band literally says so.
On Saturday, I showed you the market’s biggest bear-covering at the lows and flipped long. Below you’ll see what the rest of the profitable money did over the weekend, and it rhymes.
One more thing before the list. Krown just published a video showing exactly what Claude can do for a trader, he gave the AI a literal seat on his trading desk, five-minute setup, real research, real backtests.
Watch it, and you’ll understand why I automated this letter the same way. My own automated skill is available below.
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Wide sweep ran moments ago: 12 endpoints, 137 raw candidates, ~20 in-band, 8 cleared every gate - and only THREE cleared my 70 line. Thin day on the call side, I don’t pad.
MemeSeason 🎪 · 70/100 · 58h · $587K mcap · $59K liq · $442K vol · 4,258 holders · top 2.65%
✅ Mint & freeze revoked · metadata locked · LP 100% locked · RugCheck 1
The only ACCELERATING tape on today’s board, 861 buys vs 457 sells in the last hour, the meta-coin of meme season itself. Three flags, all printed: a twin-mint copycat launched today (the real contract ends ...C48pump, trade only it), it runs one of the day’s biggest paid boosts, and top-10 holds 23%. ▶ Trade MemeSeason on fomo
ANIMALS 🐾 · 70/100 · 2h · $107K mcap · $24K liq · $569K vol · 3,068 holders · top 2.4%
✅ Mint & freeze revoked · metadata locked · LP 100% locked · RugCheck 1
3,068 holders in TWO hours is real velocity, and buys are still leading. It’s also a two-hour-old pump.fun coin churning 23x its liquidity - starter bag only, quick hands. ▶ Trade ANIMALS on fomo
.pump 💊 · 70/100 · 8.6h · $99K mcap · $25K liq · $1.57M vol · 5,231 holders · top 2.7%
✅ Mint & freeze revoked · metadata locked · LP 100% locked · RugCheck 1
The deepest holder base per dollar of cap on today’s board. The holders are the bull case, the chart isn’t - already 16x churned and off its high. A patience play at a $99K cap, not a chase. ▶ Trade .pump on fomo
Marked to market, reds included, always:
DPG +96% since Saturday and +190% from the original call, the book’s carry, still open
· Qenis +19.8%
· FTR -4.9% but +17% today, recovering
· LOOKSMAX -35%, CUT
· MOMO -39%, CUT · lickingcat gave back the win, -46% from the marked high (-11% vs the original call), CUT
· Shadow -77%, CUT
· Bichoraro -95%, CUT - the third twin-mint casualty, which is exactly why today’s twin-mint candidate sits below my line behind the wall.
The filter catches rugs, not gravity - size these like lottery tickets because that’s what they are.
🗑️ The filter also ate today:
The wash factory RE-MINTED a ticker I already killed - a brand-new fake NVDA mint with the same 80.000%-one-wallet signature and $112 million of wash volume
- plus MONA and a Solana Basecat clone carrying 2,927 flagged insiders, template sightings now at TEN
· UOTF (a 155-wallet insider cluster under a +8,297% phantom print)
· “bottom” (475 graph insiders behind perfectly clean surface metrics - the best catch of the day)
· CRASHIUS (one wallet, 70% of supply)
· and a seductive $1.9M BSC BEHEMOTH that passed everything visible but failed my two-checker mandate. The sharper cut and who to copy are behind the wall.
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✅ PUMP - called Aug 5 at $0.00252 → $0.00299 today (+18.6%) - the buyback thesis keeps printing, and The DeFi Investor just made the same case: onchain businesses that return value to holders deserve the attention
✅ ZEC - called Aug 3 at $472 → $513 today (+8.7%) - 80% of Orchard has crossed into Ironwood, snapshot in 7 days
❌ NEST - called Aug 5 at $11.2M FDV → $9.8M today (-12.9%) - honest red, still nesting: USDV is now the venue’s largest stable pool and epoch 38 pays $85K in rewards
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Straight from my feed. A lot of people still don’t bullieve the FX100 100x leverage protection is real, so I pinned the thread that explains the whole machine.
Hix0n@PhilMrlo
A lot of people still don't believe @FX100Perp 100x leverage protection is possible. 😎 Here's the thread you need to understand it: https://t.co/f5ByyWB0y7 @protocol_fx $FXN coded

FX100 @FX100Perp
FX100 has no order book. Your trades fill instantly against a vault at oracle price plus a dynamic spread. So where does your actual fill price come from? Here’s how execution works 🧵
11:01 AM · Aug 16, 2026 · 1.4K Views
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The short version: liquidation protection windows that let a 100x position survive the wick that kills it everywhere else.
Whiz proved it on purpose with a LINK long that came back +371% after the protection held. Testnet is live on Base Sepolia, go break it before mainnet. $FXN coded.
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I’m farming this every morning, and the Emerald Bug saga just closed the right way. The team re-ran every affected fishing open from the original seed, separated normal players from exploiters, and normal fishers got 100% of their bugged keys back. Noobz said it best:
Noobztrakt.eth 🐧✳️@Noobztrakt
I received 100% awesome 🥰
Neslie ✳️ @Neslie_eth
Respect to the @playcambria team. 🫡 They took accountability for what happened with the Emerald Bug and took the time to reassess the first solution to come up with something more fair for everyone. Players who were fishing normally are getting 100% of their bugged keys back,
6:07 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 209 Views
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That’s 1,315 players made completely whole, a $125K Grub Credit pool for the grey cases, and locked Key Vouchers redeeming 1:1 weekly from August 20. Shadow King’s read is the one I agree with, the bug isn’t the story, the response is:
Shadow King@web3_shadowking
The @playcambria Emerald bug is a good lesson for every Web3 team. The bug isn’t the point bugs happen. What matters is what came after. Cambria took the servers offline, reconstructed the affected fishing opens from the original seed, separated normal players from accounts

9:42 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 602 Views
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And Neslie’s right that they took the time to make it MORE fair, not just faster:
Neslie ✳️@Neslie_eth
Respect to the @playcambria team. 🫡 They took accountability for what happened with the Emerald Bug and took the time to reassess the first solution to come up with something more fair for everyone. Players who were fishing normally are getting 100% of their bugged keys back,

2:29 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 5.68K Views
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The farm itself never slowed: Dungeons are running $75K+ risked daily, Gold Rush S3 is pulling ~$170K a day in deposits, and Necromancy is teased for Dungeons days before a token launch. TGE is targeted this month, and Gold Rush Season 4, the most anticipated event in the game, kicks off right after it. Position before the tourists arrive.
The lobby is invite-GATED; you cannot play or farm without a code. Use code Hix0n here for 5% bonus points, start the daily Essina’s Draw check-ins, and climb while the ladder is still short. Ask me for tips anytime.
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Right after Cambria, because the family keeps delivering. Kmets flagged the fxUSD/USDC pool ripping up the Curve volume charts:
Kmets@kmets_
Lots of trading happening on @protocol_fx, which means lots of volume of the $fxUSD $USDC LP. It is currently the highest ranked pool in terms of volume traded on @CurveFinance!

11:54 AM · Aug 15, 2026 · 3.28K Views
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My own check this morning: the pool is doing $1.83 million in daily volume, a top-5 pool on all of Curve Ethereum, and fxUSD sits in TWO of the top five (the USDnr/fxUSD pool adds another $1.66 million).
It briefly held the #1 spot over the weekend. Lots of trading through f(x) means lots of fees for the LP side, that’s the flywheel working. Still accumulating $FXN, still not fading this team.
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The Q2 13F filings dropped, and Hyperliquid Strategies (Nasdaq: PURR), the listed HYPE treasury, now counts BlackRock (10.1M shares), State Street (9M), Morgan Stanley (8.9M), D1 Capital (6.3M), and Paradigm (5.7M) among its holders - 200 institutional owners in total:
Vikingo.hl@VikingoDigital_
Wall Street is getting exposure to $HYPE through $PURR (@HypeStrat). Among the largest institutional holders: BlackRock: 10.1M $PURR State Street: 9M $PURR Morgan Stanley: 8.9M $PURR D1 Capital: 6.3M $PURR Paradigm: 5.7M $PURR BIT Capital: 5.7M $PURR Invesco: 5.7M $PURR
4:10 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 3.33K Views
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The one that matters most: Druckenmiller’s Duquesne family office disclosed a fresh $23 million PURR position last quarter. A macro legend taking Hyperliquid-native exposure through an equity wrapper, that’s a new distribution channel opening, not a trade:
kirbycrypto@kirbyongeo
Druckenmiller's family office (Duquesne) publicly disclosed a new $23M position in $PURR (@HypeStrat) last quarter. The macro legend now has hyperliquid:native exposure, through an equity wrapper, at a FO that doesn't hold tokens directly. Hyperliquid

FSMN @faststocknewss
DRUCKENMILLER'S DUQUESNE Q2 13F: AMAZON UP 1083%, NEW ALPHABET AND FOX STAKES Largest holdings: - Natera $NTRA: $864.9M - Taiwan Semiconductor $TSM: $281.6M - STMicroelectronics $STM: $232.4M - Invesco S&P 500 Equal Weight ETF $RSP calls: $174.7M - Insmed $INSM: $151.9M -
2:19 AM · Aug 15, 2026 · 166K Views
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Honesty line: the index-fund stakes are partly passive flows, and PURR stock trades around $6.68, well below where some of these marks were set. The signal is WHO is on the register, not the entry price.
Tom dug out the H1 stat of the day: 169,500 wallets made their FIRST Hyperliquid trade on an RWA market, 31.7% of all new users, and 80.9% of them never touched a crypto perp afterward. They did $111.6 billion in volume. HIP-3 stocks are bringing in a completely separate user base:
Tom ⛩@Tom_Degen68
Hyperliquid RWA data from H1 2026 caught my eyes - 169.5k wallets made their first trade on an RWA market - That's 31.7% of all new users - 80.9% of them stayed in RWA and never touched crypto perps They generated $111.6B in volume (31.5% of new-user volume) but only 8.3% of

6:44 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 441 Views
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BTC volatility at record compression is the setup, and HYPEconomist’s frame is right: whichever way it resolves, the vol RETURN is what pays Hyperliquid volume. Both outcomes feed the machine
HyperEVM tokens printed $35 million in 24h volume per MB, my DeFiLlama check reads ~$37-43M depending on the day-cut, Project X alone at $24M
CT polled itself on HYPE and the crowd is split 56/44 bullish, which for a coin +3.8% on the day is about as undecided as it gets. Sideways consensus into a vol expansion, noted
LiquidLaunch is teasing a full rebuild, “New Arc. Soon” - the HyperEVM launchpad going back to the drawing board mid-bear is the right time to do it
HYPE unlock reminder: 14.18 million tokens land August 29. AQAv2’s buyback pipe turns on August 26, three days before. The counterweight arrives just in time
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Delpho finally spelled out where the sUSDV yield comes from, and it’s the cleanest explanation of the year:
Delpho@delpho_labs
Hyperliquid funding has paid the short side most of this year. That's the source of sUSDV yield, sitting at around 27% APR right now.

5:07 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 889 Views
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Hyperliquid funding has paid the SHORT side most of this year - that carry is the source, and it’s quoting around 27% APR right now. You hold a stable, the delta-neutral engine underneath collects what longs pay. My check: their early-access numbers are real, $584K of collateral on DeFiLlama and the USDV-USDC pool on Nest has grown to $836K, the venue’s largest stablecoin pool:
Delpho@delpho_labs
Over $1M in the first 17 days of early access. $588K in collateral backing USDV, $757K of USDV-USDC liquidity in the Nest pool.
4:43 PM · Aug 15, 2026 · 1.09K Views
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Over $1 million total in the first 17 days of early access. Early and small, size accordingly, but I’m bullish this combo and I said so at NEST’s lows. The honest red: DRV dumped 21% yesterday, and Derive volumes still run through Nest pools, so the metadex keeps eating either way. Epoch 38 is live with $85K in NEST rewards for LPs.
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The stamp: chain TVL $542 million, stablecoins $639 million, and the stat of the weekend, Robinhood now makes more revenue from prediction markets than from equities trading. The casino is the business now.
Today the StonkBrokers “Safe Launch” anti-sniper launch engine goes live - customizable token launches where half of every snipe tax routes straight into permanent locked LP, snipers literally fund the liquidity they used to drain. up. is plugged into the same launch wave:
up.@uponrh
Safe Launch is coming up tomorrow. Clock in ↑

SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer
Distribution. Distribution. Distribution! Tomorrow the StonkBrokers Safe Launch anti sniper customizable token launch feature goes live. This is not the entire Stonk Launcher, but rather a core feature that will exist as an option within the launchpad, allowing teams to
6:34 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 4.89K Views
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Same week: Sushi’s pools.fun finally launched and is gaining traction ($SUSHICAT and friends deploying into SushiSwap V3 pools, 75% of fees flow back to the ecosystem), and Uniswap’s Pools.trade is already live on the chain. Three fee-sharing launchpads fighting for the same trenches. up. itself claims $5M+ TVL, $100M+ volume and $500K+ fees as the chain’s native DEX, self-reported numbers, noted as such.
The trenches themselves? DJ Griffith asked the honest question:
DJ Griffith@DjGriffith
Robinhood trenches looking cooked. What happened?

4:42 AM · Aug 16, 2026 · 45.7K Views
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Cooked is the right word for the meme tape, my scanner shows the RH trending feed full of round-trips and unlocked LPs again. The infrastructure war is the real story, the launches riding it mostly are not. One honesty note while I’m here: up.’s own $UP token has bled to a $3.7 million market cap on a ~4% float since I warned about it, the float warning stands.
The punchiest new thing on the chain. NetNet Capital shipped “MSFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR” - the first crash game built on a tokenized stock. You buy a seat with tokenized Microsoft equity, set the altitude your pilot bails at, and watch the flight:
NetNet Capital@NetNetCap
Shareholders, The MSFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR is now live at play.netnet.capital . The flight simulator is the first ever crash game built on a tokenized stock. You buy a seat with Microsoft equity, set the altitude your pilot bails out at, and watch the flight unfold live.
3:30 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 14.7K Views
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The rest of the “recreation floor”: COINflip (provably fair flips paid in tokenized COIN) and SpaceX Invaders paying SPCX. It’s a genuinely new primitive, onchain gambling denominated in equities instead of chips. Now the adult part: $NET is a $1.1 million microcap with $287K of liquidity, a 5% tax each way, a LIVE mint function and one LP holder, team anon. I’m featuring the mechanic, not calling the token. If you play, play with what you’d bring to an actual casino. 18+, obviously.
Sibyl Labs opened hackathon registration: $10,000 USDC on Base, top 2 winners get routed into Base support programs, and the brief is to build an agent or software using Sibyl’s memory as a data layer. If you can vibe-code at all, a weekend project with a real prize pool AND a direct line into the agent-memory stack I’ve been covering since the Sibyl spotlight. Registration is open now, fields are limited, move.
Myrad teased “something exclusive for $MYRAD holders next week” - the token ripped +31% on the tease. Product growth is real (18K users, 83% monthly activity), the token is still a ~$800K microcap with thin liquidity, product-watch first
Season 1 is 66.2% emitted with 249 wallets farming and 14 days to TGE (August 31). The 2x meme-pair boosts (WETH/STONKBROKER, WETH/PIPEDOG, WETH/INTERN, the FRONG pairs) expire tomorrow, August 18 at 16:00 UTC per the API, don’t get cute with the deadline. Saturday’s TTWO alpha is already dead (the pool filled), the NEW highest points-per-dollar seat is in the paid section with the rotation math. Pre-token, tiny TVL (~$440K all-in), points may never convert, size like it. And if you want the team live: GIGA hosts a space with BrownFi TODAY at 5PM UTC. Farm with me here.
GIGA@giga_dex
Set your reminders for our space with @brownfiamm tomorrow! 🗓️ August 17th, 5PM UTC 🎙️ @0xFent_, @JasonvuTech & @math_brown_bear

4:26 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 3.02K Views
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Turnstile Watch: 3,068,548 ZEC now sits in Ironwood, +101,411 on the last full day - the migration rate re-accelerated after a slow Saturday, and Orchard is 80.0% drained with the NU7 snapshot seven days out (August 24, 19:00 UTC). ZEC trades at $513, +8.7% since my August 3 call, and ebfull marked the 3 million milestone himself - by far the most secure fully-encrypted money ever deployed. Zillions, with a Z:
Sean Bowe@ebfull
Over 3,000,000 ZEC is in Zcash's Ironwood pool now. By far, it's the most secure fully-encrypted money ever deployed, with an enormous amount of capital inside, protected by dedicated, world-renowned cryptographers and security engineers. Zillions, with a Z.
Apollo @MindsFiction
Zcash Ironwood is safer than holding BTC. -Encrypted -Quantum Recoverability store value forever -Provably sound with formal verification The last 1000x
5:40 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 13.4K Views
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Two color notes for the culture: zooko is calling every coinholder to read up before the vote (the NU7 coinholder vote starts Aug 25 and needs a 1M ZEC quorum), and the Cypherpunk Technologies account dropped the line of the day, “If Zcash had been created before Bitcoin, you would have never heard of Bitcoin. Transparency is a bug.”
Jack’s chart needs no caption:
//Bitcoin 𝕵ack 🐐@bitcoinjack
Do you understand?!

2:06 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 28.6K Views
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Monero at $418 just printed its highest weekly close since late January, breaking out of the $300-420 range it’s been building since February. The catalysts are real: the Cuprate Rust node client and Serai DEX code both shipped August 6, and privacy is rotating as a sector, ZEC and XMR keep leading the same weeks. I’m a ZEC guy first, but when both privacy majors break out together, that’s a narrative, not a coincidence. Do NOT fade privacy season.
Confidential-compute TVL slipped to $28.35M, 40.5% of the $70M trigger, down from $29.8M at Saturday’s stamp. Intents lifetime volume sits at $25.3 billion. The grind continues, the tracker went the wrong way this week, and I print it either way.
USDe supply flat at $3.96B. The Risk Committee results land Friday August 21, that composition decides who implements the fee switch, which remains THE dormant catalyst on this beat. ENA at $0.084, funding back to boring. Eyes on Friday.
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The day’s meta: BSC Chinese meme season. CZ’s public wallet “burning” meme deposits sent dormant BSC tickers from $40K to $30M+ caps, and here’s the part CT missed - at least one viral “CZ burn” was executed by the token’s own dev, not CZ, and the man has moved his holdings to Giggle Academy to stop the name-jacking. Every checkable BSC ticker in the meta failed my filter. The meta is real, the vehicles are radioactive.
TOESCOIN (Solana) - 63/100, the day’s best onchain survivor: 90-day-old toe meme reigniting THIS hour, $331K of volume in 60 minutes, 29,440 holders, LP 99.98% locked, RugCheck clean. Caveats: 68 graph-insiders flagged and an active paid boost, momentum rental, not a marriage
LAYOOO (Solana) - 55/100 radar: TikTok-sourced meme +2,788% on the day, all authorities revoked. Volume is 42x liquidity, heat is cresting, quick hands only
PRINTER (Robinhood) - 52/100 radar-only: the only RH trending token with real-project shape (”BTC Machine” port, top-10 holders just 1.77%). Closed-source and the top LP position is 62% unlocked, the chain’s signature rug shape, no automated honeypot check exists on this chain
USD.AI ($CHIP) - +13.5% on volume equal to its whole $64M mcap, GPU-loan credit protocol with $225M loans executed. No fresh catalyst I could verify, radar line
GPS (GoPlus) - the scam-checker’s own token +40% the same day BSC scam season detonates. The irony writes itself, no verified catalyst, radar
PORTAL - honest skip: +53% with $134M volume against a $15.5M mcap, 8.6x churn, June-old narrative, RSI 79. Single-source heat is noise or paid
The $SEA setup - the weekend’s most quote-tweeted post: OpenSea’s OS2 is now swaps, perps, Stock Tokens, 27 chains and a full mobile terminal, which makes staying ACTIVE there the obvious pre-TGE farm. MB’s read:
MB.hl@MBxxvv
If you’re reading this, here is the most quote tweeted post that occurred this weekend. OpenSea is clearly building far beyond being just an NFT marketplace. With OS2, they’ve expanded into token swaps, cross chain trading, aggregated liquidity, perps, Stock Tokens, 27+
OpenSea Foundation @openseafdn
$SEA is coming. Here are a few things to know: • Historical OpenSea usage, not just recent activity, will be an important ingredient • Claim process will be simple and accessible. US users welcome • We’re focused on long-term sustainability and supporting a healthy, enduring
1:02 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 1.42K Views
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🗑️ The filter ate today: the equity-ticker wash factory is BACK - fake TSLA and GDX hit GT trending on the identical 80.000%-one-wallet Meteora template, tickers six and seven from the same operator · BILLY (+8,981% at 3.8h, top-1 wallet 65%) · MarsCoin (transfer_pausable + one EOA holding 70%) · 牛来/NiuLai (LP 0% locked, and the “CZ burned it” story was faked by its own dev) · SQUIRREL (140x vol/liq wash, tape died mid-print) · VenusCoin (a 100-point paid boost on a TWO-holder token) · a copycat Jimothy riding a paid boost · Basecat (checkers disagree, auto-hold) · plus BTW, REUR, ANSEM, CASHCAT and Dealer all resurfacing on my kill log. CoinGecko trending is basically my kill log today. The filter does not chase.
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$20,000 goes out tomorrow and the checklist is public - all four required or your rank does not pay: chart analysis on an Ondo Perps market on 2 separate days, a trade through TrueNorth on 2 separate days, one agent deployed, $50K weekly volume:
TrueNorth AI@get_truenorth
Week 1 is almost done. Check you have all four: 1. Chart analysis on an @OndoPerps market, 2 separate days 2. A trade through TrueNorth, 2 separate days 3. One agent deployed 4. $50K weekly volume All four, inside the week. Miss one and your rank does not pay. Settles Aug

TrueNorth AI @get_truenorth
Day 4 of this week's trading competition. Third place has only done $101K in volume, but is sitting on a huge score, and that is purely because their PnL is beautiful. Alpha traders, get yourselves onto the TrueNorth × @OndoPerps leaderboard. The better you trade, the more https://t.co/GIn0ZxodOk
3:34 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 1.92K Views
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Still short? There is literally time today. Week 2 resets the board fresh, and the design keeps favoring small smart accounts, third place last check had $101K of volume and a beautiful PnL. While you’re in there, set up the Skew market scanner agent UB showed off, a daily scan report to your Telegram every morning:
TrueNorth AI@get_truenorth
Monday’s almost here, so come see how pro trader @CryptoUB UB uses the Skew Market Scanner Agent!
UB @CryptoUB
The @52kskew market scanner agent on @get_truenorth is OP. No reason why you shouldn't get the daily report sent to your Telegram every morning. Get it set up over the weekend!
2:28 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 2.24K Views
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The 2x in-wallet points farm I flagged Saturday gets its first weekly distribution Friday August 21, and Callum’s read matches mine, most people won’t act until AFTER the first drop makes it real:
Callum@CallumOnCrypto
I just realised something huge with the new Lighter Airdrop As well as the live points, there will be weekly distributions First points are next Friday This is a HUGE OPPORTUNITY to go big early, most won't act until after next Friday, that's our opportunity Guide below ↓

Callum @CallumOnCrypto
Quick Guide - How to Farm the next $25m Lighter Airdrop with Robinhood (3-in-1 Opportunity) The slight friction of setting up the wallet will put many people off - that's your opportunity! Here's a step-by-step guide and how to farm the airdrop: Step 1 Download the Robinhood
3:12 PM · Aug 14, 2026 · 3.38K Views
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His step-by-step guide covers the wallet setup friction, which IS the moat. Reminder: $LIT is live (not pre-token), points convert into LIT, $11M committed, US and UK excluded.
Variational crossed $1.5 billion in open interest (verified on DeFiLlama), and the weekly Thursday reward distributions are live with a hard 150K-point cap, the earlier you farm the bigger your slice:
Variational@variational_io
Today, the Variational Protocol crossed $1.5B in open interest for the first time.

5:00 PM · Aug 15, 2026 · 120K Views
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Arcus hit ~$15M OI at ATH with 1,000+ traders now holding perps access - the zero-fee beta window keeps being the position:
myst@mystcapital
Soon @arcus_xyz will have 1000+ traders with perps access OI at ATH ~$15 M Opportunity of a lifetime still. app.arcus.xyz/ref/MYSTC

8:12 AM · Aug 15, 2026 · 1.93K Views
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The Learning Pill’s Yield Collective No. 51 dropped, the best weekly farm-strategy digest going:
The Learning Pill 💊@thelearningpill
You want yields? Points? Giga-brain farming strats? A place where both yield and points farmooors can enjoy the treat! It's time for Yield Collective No. 51 Bring your wallet, let’s eat 👇

2:00 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 999 Views
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Harbor (back on my every-session scan) is dangling 23% on its euro-yield side per their own posts, on top of the no-funding-fee Sail pitch - their numbers, always attributed:
Harbor@0xHarborFi
Having Euro banknotes in your wallet vs Earning 23% yield on your base:0x832bcced5bd431b31663576490344ea1c0bea295

9:59 AM · Aug 16, 2026 · 214 Views
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Two more farms with hard clocks and the exact GIGA rotation math are behind the wall.
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NYSE was dark, the onchain stock tape was not: $873.6 million of 24h notional across 114 markets on Hyperliquid’s xyz dex, and the memory complex (SanDisk, SK Hynix, Micron, Kioxia, Samsung, the DRAM index) was ~45% of the ENTIRE tape. SNDK alone did $182 million as the weekend king, the Micron perp crossed $1,000 against a $970 Friday NYSE close, and Kioxia ripped +12.9% into Tokyo’s Monday open. Crypto front-ran the memory supercycle while TradFi slept.
The robot IPO did NOT list today - final pricing came in at ¥150.80/share (~$9B valuation, fastest STAR approval in history at 104 days) and the debut window is now Aug 18-21. The Hyperliquid pre-IPO perp marks $97, roughly 4.4x the IPO price. Someone is very wrong, and it resolves this week.
Nvidia is nearing a deal to guarantee roughly $100 billion of credit for OpenAI’s 10GW Ohio campus, per The Information:
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph
🔥 NEW: Nvidia is nearing a deal to guarantee roughly $100 billion in credit support for OpenAI's massive Ohio data center plan, per The Information.
2:00 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 42.2K Views
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Follow the shrinkage: $250B discussed in July, cut under $120B after investor pushback, now ~$100B. Debt markets wouldn’t fund OpenAI on its own name, so the vendor is co-signing, the same week BofA sized Broadcom’s chip-leasing debt at $370B by 2029 (AVGO -6% Friday) and Burry called the whole thing a “circular financing web with Nvidia in the middle.” File it next to NVDA earnings August 26, where Polymarket’s books cluster data-center revenue expectations near $86-89 billion.
Q2 revenue above $11.5 billion, up 14x year over year, and the first positive adjusted operating income - preliminary numbers shared with prospective IPO investors:
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph
🔥 FRESH: Anthropic’s revenue climbed to over $11.5 billion in Q2, up more than 14x year over year.
12:30 AM · Aug 15, 2026 · 93.9K Views
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Pair it with the Kobeissi/Ramp data: the top 1% of US businesses now spend a median $7,400 per employee per MONTH on AI, versus $11.95 for the median firm. A 600-to-1 concentration gap, the AI spend is a whales-first game, and Anthropic is at 43.5% of paying US businesses, ahead of OpenAI’s 39.7%. (Mókus has a bad feeling about Amodei anyway. Someone always does at the top.)
This week: Palo Alto tonight, Baidu Tuesday pre-market, then the road clears for NVDA on the 26th and Warsh’s first Jackson Hole keynote August 28.
Virtuals’ week was quietly massive: Eastworlds is now Unitree’s official data and deployment partner and the largest G1 humanoid data source outside China at 200+ teleop hours a week, VEX shipped its Chronos upgrade on Robinhood Chain, and HALO served billions of inference tokens in its first weeks:
Virtuals Protocol@virtuals_io
This Week in Virtuals: Eastworlds Becomes Unitree's Official Data and Deployment Partner Now the largest source of humanoid G1 data outside of China. VEX entered the Chronos era, and HALO crossed 10 billion tokens served in its first full week. Here's what shipped: VIRTUALS 🟩

2:21 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 39.1K Views
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The Crypto x Robotics landscape - zerokn0wledge mapped all 30 projects putting the machine economy onchain (robot L1s, teleop data markets, humanoid DAOs), Tim surfaced it and it’s the best sector map I’ve seen:
Tim Haldorsson@TimHaldorsson
Wanna dive into the robotics landscape? great overview of some of the top crypto x robotics companies in the space.
zerokn0wledge.hl 🪬✨ @zerokn0wledge_
The Crypto x Robotics Landscape 30 projects putting the machine economy onchain: robot L1s, robotIcs operating systems, teleop data markets, and humanoid DAOs. 🏗️ MACHINE-ECONOMY INFRA ▸ $PEAQ @peaq: the machine economy L1. Robots get IDs, wallets & payments. 50+ DePINs live https://t.co/PL4qpqY779
7:10 AM · Aug 15, 2026 · 2.22K Views
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Jackson Hole’s official 2026 theme is “Financial Innovation: Implications for Payments and Policy” - agent payments going macro-official ten days from now. Position your attention accordingly
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Gum is screaming the right scream, with one correction from my desk:
gum@gumsays
I will NOT stop screaming about this Only TWO out of the top TEN projects by revenue are investable You are being gifted with money printer machines that put money back into the token and are instead trying to gamble it away Own the house, don't play on it

2:15 PM · Aug 14, 2026 · 55.8K Views
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Live DeFiLlama says three of the top ten revenue printers have investable tokens (HYPE, PUMP, TRX), not two. The stat that should actually radicalize you: Tether and Circle alone earn $674 million a month, more than the other eight combined. Most of crypto’s cash flow is structurally unbuyable, which is exactly why the buyable printers keep re-rating.
The GLC report made the rounds:
GLC@GLC_Research
Today we're releasing our Maple Finance Q2 2026 Report. Q2 was one of the toughest quarter on record for DeFi lending. Bitcoin fell -14.2%, DeFi lending TVL contracted -25.2%, and 83 hacking incidents hit the ecosystem in a single quarter. Here's how Maple came out the other
2:43 PM · Aug 14, 2026 · 3.66K Views
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Checked against Maple’s own Q2 update: AUM $4.6 billion (+81% YoY), revenue $4.4 million in the quarter (+47%), loans outstanding at a $1.9 billion ATH - while the DeFi lending market shrank 31%, Maple GREW 22%. Real yield gaining share in a contracting market, that’s the whole bull case in one line.
After nine years of promises: KPMG issued a clean, unqualified opinion on Tether’s FY2025 financials, reserves exceed liabilities by $6.8 billion, ~$141 billion of it in US Treasuries:
Tim Haldorsson@TimHaldorsson
Tether just got their full audit KPMG. Big Four. Clean opinion. Reserves over liabilities by $6.8 billion. They even counted the gold bars. This has been hanging over the stablecoin market for years. The biggest issuer now has a real audit by one of the largest parties
Paolo Ardoino 🤖 @paoloardoino
Wen Tether audit? nOw. Today Tether announces its first full financial audit for Tether International, conducted by KPMG U.S. which resulted in an unqualified clean opinion, marking the highest result possible. An unqualified opinion is the best possible audit opinion an
10:28 AM · Aug 14, 2026 · 2.96K Views
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The industry’s oldest FUD line just retired. The stablecoin wars move to distribution now.
Krugman coined the term of the week:
Krugman (🏔️ Fortress of Solitude mode)@krugman87
I'm coining a new term 'EEE' Ethereum Eats Everything #EthereumEatsEverything

6:08 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 3.21K Views
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EEE, Ethereum Eats Everything, and the whales are acting like they bullieve it. One pulled 5,300 ETH ($10M) off Kraken hours ago, a separate whale bought and staked 50,000 ETH last week, and staked ETH just hit a record 41.9 million. Syko’s chart frames the structure, the $1,750 zone held and the 9-month downtrend is being pressed right now at $1,900:
Sykodelic 🔪@Sykodelic_
$ETH continues to look great here to me. A month on from the last post and things are moving along nicely. $ETH has broken above and held the $1,750 low, as well as the 9 month downtrend, for over a month now. A drop into the high $1,700's is possible if we get the liquidation

Sykodelic 🔪 @Sykodelic_
$ETH is showing a great deal of strength here. In strong downtrends, as you can see, whenever the price loses its current local low... It goes on to make fresh lows aggresively, and it never reclaims the previous low. Once the downtrend runs out of steam, this is marked by
6:00 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 9.36K Views
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Ethlabs put out a longer read on the thesis if you want the full argument:
Ethlabs@ethlabs_org
https://t.co/uZoFB5EuZO
4:39 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 77K Views
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No caption needed, based16z said it with one image:
based16z@based16z

5:38 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 8.57K Views
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39,798 hardware-wallet buyers had names, emails, home addresses and phone numbers exposed via a flaw in SafePal’s order-tracking plug-in (orders March 2025 - April 2026). Seeds, keys and funds are NOT affected:
SafePal - Crypto Wallet@SafePal
Dear community, While your SafePal wallet, seed phrase, and private keys are secure; we identified a flaw in the order-tracking plug-in that led to unauthorized access to information of a subset of customers. The issue has been fixed with additional security measures
10:33 AM · Aug 16, 2026 · 1.43M Views
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The playbook from here is the Ledger 2020 rerun: targeted phishing and fake “replacement device” mail to real home addresses. Never type a seed anywhere, verify every SafePal email against official channels, and if you ordered in that window, assume your address is in a scammer’s spreadsheet.
Thorn’s warning stands:
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph
⚡ LATEST: Galaxy's head of research, Alex Thorn, says the Coldcard attack is still ongoing. Are your funds safe?

3:30 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 60.9K Views
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Nuance from the latest Galaxy update: the major exploit waves halted August 6, likely because the vulnerable balances are mostly drained or moved, but ~15 separate attacker footprints were mapped and imitators keep sweeping stragglers. The bug was a 2021 firmware error that made seed generation predictable. If you EVER generated an address on affected Coldcard firmware, move the coins, today, not after coffee.
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Intermission. My public DnB playlist, curated for the heads, years in the making - switch it to random play and enjoy. 344 tracks and zero fillers, the exact soundtrack this letter gets written to.
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The Daily Degen by Rektdiomedes - my friend runs one of the most consistent daily reads in the game, all the crypto and macro news, data and alfa condensed into 5 minutes, 365 days a year, 27K+ readers strong. Sub for the daily alpha here and follow the machine itself:
https://x.com/thedailydegenhq
Linn’s Leverage hit edition #1087 today - Pendle, Boros, Maple, Mantle, the whole yield curve in one read. Quality this consistent for a thousand-plus editions is rare, read Linn here:
🉐 Crypto Linn@crypto_linn
Linn's Leverage #1087 is out: (Link in tweet below) @boros_fi @pendle_fi @DeFiSaver @maplefinance @Theo_Network @Mantle_Official Like/Repost to support:

1:29 AM · Aug 17, 2026 · 2.5K Views
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arndxt spent weeks signing up for and depositing into 10+ crypto cards and neobanks so you don’t have to, and the thread is just the surface:
arndxt@arndxt_xo
I’ve been signing up, depositing, testing 10+ crypto cards and neobanks. I suspect the list of “best crypto cards” today will look very different in two years. Crypto cards are increasingly easy to launch, easy to subsidize and easy to make look attractive when compared to

5:15 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 2.22K Views
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His newsletter Threading on the Edge runs the same energy weekly, macro, narratives, DeFi and the educational tools layer, ranked #15 rising in crypto on Substack. Worth your inbox.
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smolting (wassie, verse)@inversebrah
wow WOW

1:50 PM · Aug 16, 2026 · 15K Views
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Aug 18, 13:00 UTC (tomorrow) - TrueNorth x Ondo week 1 settles, $20K pays out
Aug 18, 16:00 UTC (tomorrow) - GIGA 2x boosts EXPIRE · ACE unlocks 2% of supply · Baidu Q2 pre-market
Aug 18-21 - Unitree’s Shanghai debut window (priced ¥150.80, the perp marks 4.4x above)
Aug 20 - CFTC “Crypto’s Regulatory Evolution” meeting · Cambria key-voucher redemptions begin
Aug 21 (Fri) - Ethena Risk Committee results · first Lighter x Robinhood weekly points drop
Aug 24, 19:00 UTC - Zcash NU7 SNAPSHOT (shielded funds in Ironwood only)
Aug 26 - AQAv2 goes live on Hyperliquid · NVDA Q2 - THE macro event · TrueNorth x Ondo comp ends
Aug 27-29 - Jackson Hole, theme is literally payments innovation, Warsh’s first keynote Friday
Aug 29 - HYPE unlock, 14.18M tokens
Aug 31 - GIGA Genesis TGE · Cambria TGE window closes (”August” per the team) · monthly close = Krown’s decision date
Sep 15-16 - FOMC (hike odds ~25%) + Senate CLARITY cloture
Krown@KrownCryptoCave
bitcoin:native its a volume drought.. the good news is fast forwarding 1 year from now it is likely to be up

6:15 PM · Aug 15, 2026 · 11.4K Views
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Adrian’s DeFi Alpha shows you:
What is actually growing
Where revenue is flowing
Which tokens capture value
Where valuations make sense
A clear framework for finding and judging high-upside opportunities.
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Today we’ve got:
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The full downside map from the best chartist I follow, four exact levels in order, plus the two reclaim triggers that flip it bullish - and the bear counterweight with its own receipts
The rotation math for a points farm whose best seat pays 2.25 points per dollar per day, and dies tomorrow afternoon
A brand-new fee-share mechanic that pays you from other people’s snipe taxes, live TODAY, claim takes two minutes
The whale ledger, both directions - including a listed company selling one asset to buy another, on the record, and a team wallet waking up after 30 days to sell
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The smallest, earliest coins that cleared every gate today, plus who to copy
The small-cap cut: the little tickers the profitable money actually holds, straight from their books
10 Top Smart-Money buys + token list for Solana
10 Top Smart-Money holds + token list
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