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Getting Old Sucks

Pain. Confusion. Embarrassment. Lost talents. Getting old sucks. It's bad. But it's funny as shit.

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Misty Water-Colored Memories

When I find myself in times of trouble, please play “Let it Be.”

Pause

Perhaps stop

The Year I Kicked Steroids, Part 1

WTF’s Wrong With My Eyes?

Slip Sliding Away

Hold on tight

Good News

Seeing some more

The Crowd on the Tip of My Tongue

Is this the first house on Dementia Drive?

Candy, Old Man?

Just how young was this copy writer?

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

Never forget

Ooh that smell

“What’s burning?” I ask Linda, seems like every day, all winter long. “Nothing.”Thanks for reading Getting Old Sucks! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. “You don’t smell that?” “No.” My nose is not deterred. The burning smell wafts in when the heater kicks on, when anything is cooking, and whenever I open the microwave. Other times, too, but it appears to be…

Now THIS Most Definitely Does Not Suck

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