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Game & Word · Jul 8, 2026

BONUS QUEST: The Gamer's Grimoire

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🚫🫠☠️ SUPER ULTRA MEGA WARNING 🚫🫠☠️

This is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek, somewhat parodic imagining of what a gamer’s spellbook might actually look like. While nothing is stopping you from trying these out for real, this is NOT intended to be a practical guide or actual magical spellbook.

To the extent these could be considered magical workings, they are entirely experimental—if they work (and most likely, they won’t), their effects are likely unpredictable and not guaranteed to work as described in the grimoire.

The following spells, incantations, sigils, and recipes are meant for entertainment purposes only. They are not meant to be actually attempted, and should you attempt to cast or brew any of them, you do so at your own risk.

Neither I nor Game & Word are responsible for any spiritual ailments, mental illness, karmic blowback, legal issues, health complications, or dashed hopes—whether direct or indirect—that arise from the use of this grimoire. Invoke and cast at your peril.

👉👉👉 COPYRIGHT NOTICE 👈👈👈

In order to avoid pesky copyright issues, all sigils used in this grimoire are original creations. But since I’m not a stingy AAA game publisher, please know that you are free to download, print, and share them as you please… as long as you don’t try to sell or otherwise make money off of them.

Of course, if you do share, a link back to this post or to Game & Word more generally, while not required, is always appreciated!

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Compiled by The Enlightened & Exalted Arcane Fraternal Order of the DualShock Controller

  1. Introduction

  2. Preparation

  3. General Spells & Sigils

  4. Hexes & Curses

  5. Summoning Spells

  6. Potions

  7. Enchantments

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