Fitz Quick Hts

Trump recently whined ‘I was probably abused more than anyone in our country.” When? Where? On Epstein Island? Oh, Donald, poor Donald, did Jeffrey hold you down, too? Did he slap you when you bit him?

No wonder he’s reluctant to release the files.

I recently rewatched “Lawrence of Arabia” and this is what I learned

1. Before oil Saudi Arabia was a third world sandbox.

2. Peter O’Toole looked smashing in Arab garb.

3. A Saudi will shoot and kill you if you take water from his well.

4. The Saudis are lucky Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs only shot them a dirty look before kicking them off our wells.

I’d list the 10 Worst states to live in for 2026 according to CNBC. But let me just cut to the Chase. They’re all Republican states. Always are.

Seems where there’s lots of MAGA there’s lots of snake handlers, lots of poverty, pitiful healthcare, pitiful schools, rampant ignorance and a flourishing Republican Party. Could there be a correlation?

Congratulations. If you see the connections you’re a genius.

I enjoyed watching the Democratic Senators ream Todd Blanche during his nomination hearing. Trump was watching. We know because of the fleet of diaper delivery trucks seen racing to the White House. Sirens on. Cherries flashing. Still the Repubs caved and the pedo defender is now the orange corporal’s Attorney General.

It’s enough to make this heathen pray there’s a Hell.

On CNN’s State of the Union Dana Bash interviewed RFK Jr. who blathered into a blithering meltdown. As JFK said, “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask your self. What idiot gave my nephew a day job?”

Trump evaded assassination by hiding in a food cart that sneaked him on a different plane. While his “disposables” rode on the decoy plane, allegedly targeted for a hit.

How long before all of MAGA realizes they’re all disposables-that they’re all on board the decoy plane?

A handsome alcoholic with a stern jaw and steely eyes from Fox News is the idiot running our Department of Wag the Tail Wars. All these clowns are from central casting, picked by America’s Producer in Chief after auditioning on daytime TV.

Dr. Oz.

RFK, Jr.

Why isn’t Dr.Phil in Trump’s cabinet serving as his Secretary of Bilge?

Why did TACO back off from threatening to destroy Iran? Was it because Iran threatened to respond by destroying the oil sites of US allies around the region? Or was it because Saudi Arabia squeezed Trump’s balls? These and other questions will be answered on “As the World Burns”.

Israel once occupied high moral ground. You’d have to be high to believe that today. The ground Israel occupies today is a war crime scene.

Recent Poll Shocker: TRUMP LESS POPULAR THAN CYCLOSPORIASIS

I say we rename the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool the Still Watters Algae Pool after Jesse Watters, the FOX News sludge meister who pushed the reflecting pool “vandalism” bullshit story over and over and over until Trump pushed his personal FOX tool, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro to humiliate herself by leading a witch hunt prosecution where everyone knew the witch was doomed to get kicked off her broomstick.

ICE is going to start using electrified “shock gloves”. If only Epstein’s victims had been wearing them.

Same old news. The President who can’t keep a Reflecting Pool open is vowing to keep the Strait of Hormuz open.

In the go-figure department: Trump has launched an all out assault on all the Communists in America (both of them) by cozying up to North Korea.

Natalie Sharp. The President’s new bag lady, young “Miss Red Knees”, is a Ivanka clone and we know how Trump feels about his baby doll.

This lady’s ga-ga over da-da Trump.

I understand she’s quite the hands on assistant. What’s that perfume she’s wearing? Eau du Diaper Rash Ointment?

Have a better week than Donald Trump, my friends. And stay chilled in the shade.

Coming soon an update on my efforts to donate my works to the U of A Special Collections Archive.

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