“Lake Mead Falls to Record low” most recurring headline since “But, it’s a dry heat”
CLIMATE STUDY: LAUNDRY ON LINE DRYING FASTER THAN EVER BEFORE
OPINION: Just when we thought Trump could sink no lower he sinks lower thanks to new suggestion box on Oval Office Door
Meet Lake Mead, the puddle behind Hoover Dam
GEN Z, MILLENNIALS, CHEER BOOMERS WITNESSED LAMENTING HOTTER PLANET, SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING
Lake Mead and Lake Powell now hold so little water Don Trump Jr cornering AZ bottled water market
NEW RECORD LOW SET FOR COLORADO SNOWPACK
It doesn’t take a scientist: New Record Low for Colorado snowpack to be set next year
NEW RECORD LOW TO BE SET FOR COLORADO SNOWPACK EVERY YEAR UNTIL NOTHING LEFT
YOU THINK YOU GOT PROSTATE ISSUES? YOU SHOULD SEE THE COLORADO RIVER
MY AUNT NELLY CARRIES MORE WATER IN HER ANKLES THAN ARIZONA GOT IN THE RAIN GAUGE FOR JUNE, JULY AND AUGUST OF 2026
TOHONO RESERVATION CLOSED TO NONMEMBERS WORKING ON THE WALL, “PISSING OFF OUR ANCESTORS, DISTURBING SACRED SPACES”
TOHONO O’ODHAM WARNS BORDER WALL CONTRACTORS WE WILL GO TOTAL SPIELBERG ‘POLTERGEIST’ ON YOUR ASS IF YOU PUSH US
Colorado River Tribes owns 23% of river water, left out of water talks, “7 States” suggest invitation lost in mail
CLIMATE HEADLINE WRITERS CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE; IMMOLATE SELVES IN MASSIVE PROTEST THAT GOES UNNOTICED
With first triple digit temperatures now hitting in March Ma Nature weighs cancellation of Spring
TRUMP HIDES IN CATERING CART AFTER IRANIAN DEATH THREAT; SALMAN RUSHDIE RESPONDS; “WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?”
NEW A.I.DATA /ICE DETENTION CENTER COMBO “STRIKES INSIDER GOLD”, ‘LETHAL INSIDE AND OUT’
President dozes off during nuclear war, “wz up alll nigt tweeting threts”
MILLIONS ASTONISHED TO LEARN THEY LIVE IN DESERT WHERE WATER IS SCARCE RESOURCE
Turning Point USA Launches TPUSA “Christofacists” to Rebuild Local Leadership Across West Gilead
Karoline Leavitt leaving White House to spend more time with her crucifix
Millions of Chinese electric vehicles taunt dying oil empire with tiny horns faintly audible across Pacific
KENNEDY CENTER BOARD VOTES TO ETCH TRUMP’S NAME ON BUILDING USING PETE HEGSETH’S PENIS
Long Deployed USS Lincoln Aircraft Carrier to return home, crew to disembark with tour leader FOX Commentator Jesse Watters
LITERACY RATE OF FLOCK LICENSE PLATE READERS ENVY OF ALL 50-STATES
DHS TO ARM ICE WITH $20 MILLION ELECTRIC SHOCK GLOVES BECAUSE ICE ISN’T HORRIFICALLY ABUSIVE ENOUGH
Democratic Arizona Gov. Hobbs chooses former Republican Mayor John Giles as her running mate, stumping opponent from alien planetary system
RACIST MAGA FASCIST DENIER BIGGS SPENDING MILLIONS TO DISTANCE SELF FROM RACIST MAGA FASCIST DENIER BIGGS
Congressman Juan Ciscomani “working fulltime” to be most expensive historical footnote in Arizona campaign history
NEW YAQUI CASINO OFFERS CUSTOMERS DIRECT DEPOSIT OF ENTIRE SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK ALONG WITH COURTESY DNR TATTOO
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