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christopher san agustin · May 18, 2026

The Running Internet Hates Satisfy. Good.

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Broken and Coastal · christopher san agustin

I’ve been into Satisfy for a while now, but I didn’t get it at first. The price was always the wall. A hundred forty for a shirt, two twenty for shorts. That’s not casual money. But my buddy Nate runs Winthrop, this incredible running retail shop in Seattle, and when I asked him straight up if Satisfy shorts were worth it, he said yes. So I ordered a pair. Wore them once and understood immediately. It’s not even the same category as Nike or Lululemon. The quality is night and day.

Here’s the thing though: they never talk about that. People ask why spend two hundred dollars on shorts, but nobody questions ninety dollars for something made by underpaid labor overseas. Satisfy makes theirs in Portugal with better practices and the best materials available. That money funds their team, their athletes, their projects. It’s a completely different equation, but the conversation never goes there.

Then this launch happened over the weekend. Satisfy and Adidas collaborated on a carbon-plated shoe, threw it in the Arizona desert on a pump track with punk bands and influencers racing around. It was over the top. It drew a ton of controversy. The running internet lost it. And here’s what actually bothers me about the backlash: it’s pure gatekeeping. People are saying Satisfy isn’t punk rock enough, isn’t running enough, isn’t whatever enough. But there’s nothing stopping any of us from starting a running brand tomorrow. So who gets to decide what’s authentic? Who gets to tell me I haven’t been running long enough to care? That’s the gatekeeping I dislike most. The invisible rules about who’s allowed to do what.

Satisfy has a perspective on running and they’re not apologizing for it. They’re doing Satisfy. And the more people hate on them for it, the more I actually respect what they’re building.

I grew up in punk rock. I was in bands all through high school, loading shopping carts with gear onto BART trains to play house shows in San Francisco. I drank beers in alleys at Gilman. I was in it. Does that mean I lose the right to throw a punk rock event now just because I’m not as embedded in the scene anymore? At what point does authenticity matter more than gatekeeping? And who actually gets to decide?

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