Cataplexy leaderboard - March update

Point system

• If you make the joke: 2 points

• If I make the joke but you are there to witness it: 1 point to you, 1 point to me

• If I lose full body control/ hit the ground: Bonus 2 points to whoever makes the joke

Notes

• I am using codenames to preserve anonymity

• The leaderboard is effective from the start of March

Log

• Siegfried: He knocked on my door to say it was time for dinner. I opened the door and instead of responding just stared at him for 5 seconds. He said ‘Did you knock?’. I found this very funny and fell over. Score: Stefano - 2 points + 2 bonus points.

• Liam: We were [redacted] and I was about to [redacted] but then [redacted]. Which was very interesting. Score: Liam - 1 point + 1 mystery point, me - 1 point. It’s hard to work out responsibility for this one.

• Jarhed: I was complaining about something whilst on a walk in the park, I think about feeling opressed in my circling coaching training calls. He said ‘Hmmm… and is that ok?’. I found this very funny and fell over. Score: Jarhed 1 point + 1 bonus point (I didn’t fully collapse but I did need to lie down in the park so only 1/2 bonus points).

• God: I was in a quaker meeting for worship and collapsed. Score: God - 2 points + bonus 2 points. Good Samaritan point to Liam for explaining to the quakers what was going on.

• Jarhed: I was discussing various judgements that I am holding onto with Jarhed. I discovered and reported that I feel I have suffered greatly visa vis EA and am owed recompense. I found this very funny and collapsed. Score: Me - 1 point, Jarhed - 1 point.

• Sponish: I unfortunately don’t remember all of these well. I can remember being in the vietnamese restaurant and saying ‘no I can’t say that, if I say that I will collapse’ and then making the joke anyway and collapsing. Score: Me - 1 point, Sponish - 1 point.

  • I also remember being near the boris bikes and making a joke, and then collapsing. Score: Me - 1 point + 2 bonus points, Sponish - 1 point. Good Samaritan point to the random passerby who asked if we needed any help.

  • I think there was another one that I can’t remember.

• My circling coach: I was explaining how I felt superior to the other people in the training course and found this very funny and collapsed. Score: Me - 1 point, Circling coach - 1 point. I also explained how when I was talking to Jarhed I had discovered how I am owed recompense by EA, and how I found this very funny and collapsed. I also found explaining this very funny and collapsed again. Score: Me - 1 point, Circling coach - 1 point.

Running total

• Me: 8 points

• Siegfried: 4 points

• God: 4 points

• Liam: 3 points

• Sponish: 2 points

• Circling Coach: 2 points

• Random passerby: 1 point

I can’t remember all of them - please let me know if there are any I haven’t included (I think Liam and Sponish are owed more points).