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Ben Alper’s Substack · Jun 28, 2026

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Thanks for sharing your wonderful vacation cottage with us. The sights, the sounds were relaxing and restorative. By the way: Did you know Big Foot lives in the woods behind the boat shed? He taught our son how to search for grub worms in exchange for the Wi-Fi password.

Looking forward to our next stay.

The Grayson family

July 9 – July 23

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We had a great time at your wonderful cottage. Caught 15 stripers on the first day! Thank you for your gracious hospitality. We hate to leave. Just a note: The grill’s propane tank is empty due mostly to Bigfoot’s raccoon roasts.

Can’t wait until next summer.

Tom and Gail Hannity

July 23 – August 6

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This is our 6th year at the cottage. We so enjoy this lovely, quiet spot. Perfect weather, wonderful friends and delicious food. Just curious, did you give Bigfoot permission to use the shower?

See you next year!

Harold, Sandi, Lisa, and Tony Collins

August 6 – August 11

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The cottage, as always, was heavenly. So peaceful and pleasurable! Biggest surprise this year: Finding Bigfoot rummaging through our garbage, growling, “This isn’t kosher.” Kind of jolting, but by the end of the week, Hershel (his actual name) had joined my online Talmud study group.

Wish we could stay longer,

Leo, Carol, George and Chaim Mandelson

August 11 – August 25

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Comedy writer Ben Alper has written for Jay Leno, David Letterman and others. He is the author of “Live From the Beginning of Time: Late Night Comedy Monologues Through the Ages”

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