It’s Friday, August 14, 2026, and somebody’s back from vacationing in the 18th Century.
Yes, we traveled to Colonial Williamsburg, hung with Patrick Henry and George Washington, feasted on tavern fare, and debated the fate of an accused witch in a candlelit courtroom amid a fierce thunderstorm.
And tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking at the 21st Century news.
Karoline Leavitt Announces She’s Stepping Down as White House Press Secretary
Those are going to be some big high-heels to fill.
Fox News’ Steve Doocy says there’s no word yet on a replacement. Wait. It ain’t going to be Marco Rubio?
If you want to bring the UFC into the press room, bring in Kari Lake. It’ll make the Springer show look like Sunday mass.
How about Scott Jennings? Fill the job and take CNN’s greatest asset? Sounds perfect.
Say, wait a sec. Rosie O’Donnell is looking for a new gig stateside.
Leavitt says she just couldn’t be the mother she needs to be for her two very young children and keep the schedule needed to be press secretary.
Kinda rough when you have a newborn and a boss up at all hours.
Can I boil her statement and the president’s statement down for you in a sentence? She’s running for Congress again in 2028.
Media Upset That Secret Service Snuck Trump Off Air Force One and Onto a Military Plane Due to a Credible Assassination Plot by Iran
Who they trying to kid? They’re upset Iran missed.
They don’t like that the traveling press corps was left on the plane both unaware that Trump was not on the plane, and that if the threat of a surface-to-air missile was so great they were put at risk.
More accurately, having their egos bursted by the reality they are less important than the President of the United States.
Get serious for a second. 1) It is a simple, if unfortunate, reality, but the life of the head of state and commander-in-chief in a time of war is more need of protecting than the press’s. 2) If Trump had overruled the Secret Service, the same people would be saying he people in danger out of his own arrogance 3) They didn’t tell the press because, let’s be real, we don’t know who might be feeding info to the Iranians.
The funny part? The same Democrats calling Trump cowardly are the same people who are too cowardly to tell Democratic Socialists of America to buzz off.
Buzz Patterson, Who Carried the Nuclear Football for President Clinton, Says Secret Service Did the Same Thing Once for Clinton
Except in that case, they snuck him inside a large intern.
AOC Has Frozen Her Eggs and Dumped Her Boyfriend
Why is she freezing her eggs if she’s convinced global warming’s about to destroy the planet?
I said it about five years ago. Here’s hoping she falls in love with a patriotic Marine. Maybe then she’ll not only be happy but trade the DSA for the USA.
Kinda hard to tell if she’s gonna run for president or run to be the next Bachelorette.
WNBA Spent All Day Wednesday And Couldn’t Come Up With a Definition of What is a Woman, Thus Eligible to Play in the League
Really. Can’t get that one? How about “Is a basketball round?”
Still can’t get over how Sophie Cunningham was viciously clotheslined while driving to the basket.
You’ve heard of “driving while black”? Now the WNBA’s got “driving while white.”
Her assaulter … who I won’t name because that’s one reason she did it … was ejected then immediately went to the locker room and posted “White Privilege” … then a couple days later denied that was directed at Cunningham and the foul.
I get it. So many times when I came off the field or court I would immediately send out random political messages. “Fight the Power.” “Better Dead Than Red.” “No Nukes.”
And that is that for today!
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